remember Uncle Tim Walz?

of course you do. he’s the Minnesota Governor who was Kamala Harris’ running mate. now there was a mensch. plain-spoken, authentic. funny. warm. honest. likeable. he was a breath of fresh air. during the campaign, he put out videos where he showed you how to service your own car. how fucking down-to-earth was that?

folks, Tim Walz is back. yesterday, at the DNC Summer Meeting, Uncle Tim gave a rousing speech that, unfortunately, not enough people heard — because, as usual, Agolf Shitler’s Fascistpalooza sucked all the air out of the universe and grabbed all the headlines.

this guy coulda been — shoulda been — our Vice President. listen to this.

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“…let me tell you, the privilege of a lifetime, to stand beside someone we know was the most qualified, and would have been a fantastic president, in a President Harris. and look, we wouldn’t wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV, and a bunch of nonsense. we would wake up to an adult with compassion and dignity and vision and leadership, doing the work. not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. may his fat ankles find something today. petty as hell.”

welcome back, Uncle Tim. we’ve missed you.