Jeff Tiedrich - this week in stupid: August 9 edition

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at the dumbest fucking shit that happened.

monday: look who he’s asking

pour one out for bear cub carcass aficionado Bobby Brainworms Jr., he’s learning that being a jester in the Mad King’s court is hard.

“we have full support from the president. he wants this done. he wants — he promised to make American healthy again, and he’s gonna do that. he called me last night. he calls me three or four times a week and says, ‘where are you? why aren’t people healthier yet?’ so he’s keeping me under pressure.”

really? the porcine twatwaffle who believes exercise is bad for you is phoning up the whale-chainsawing crackpot who doesn’t understand how germs work and hectoring him about ‘it’s been ten minutes, where’s all the health you promised?’

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