Someone who would brag about joining ICE wants exposure and attention.

Today, he's not super and joining ICE means he's no longer a man.

Dean who?

Cain was a college athlete but that was 40 years ago. Getting through a 26 week police academy will be difficult for a 60 year old.

Conditions of employment

Qualification requirements must be met by the date of application submission.
You must be a U.S. citizen to apply for this position.
Males born after 12/31/59 must certify registration with Selective Service.
You must successfully pass a background investigation which may include a polygraph examination.

If referred for a polygraph, you will be required to travel at your expense to complete the polygraph exam and obtain a favorable result in order to continue in the hiring process.

You must complete a pre-employment medical examination which may include a psychological evaluation and be found to meet the medical standards for the position.

You must successfully complete a pre-employment drug test.

Upon appointment to this position, you will be required to serve a one-year probationary period.

The law enforcement profession carries inherent risks and you may be required to work alone in remote areas throughout the night or at times when you may have limited communication.

This position requires the selectee to carry a firearm. Any person who has been convicted of a misdemeanor crime of domestic violence cannot lawfully possess a firearm or ammunition (Title 18, U.S.C. Section 022 (g)(9)).

You will be required to testify at court. Law enforcement officers and agents must be able to testify without concern of impeachment.

The date immediately preceding an individual's 37th birthday is the last day for application submission (certain exclusions apply).

You must have a valid driver's license prior to your final job offer.

ICE Criminal Investigators may use deadly force when necessary, in accordance with the law and agency policy.

You will be required to successfully complete a pre-employment Physical Fitness Test (PFT).

A mandatory component of continued employment is the successful completion of Basic Training, which consists of the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center Criminal Investigator Training Program and the HSI Special Agent Training Program.

You will be required to maintain the ability to perform the rigorous physical requirements of the job.

You will be required to live within 50 miles of your duty station.

You will be required to sign a Mobility Agreement.

Dean Cain's first gig in years.

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