returning to the White House after five days spent cheating at his failing Scotland golf motel, Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants got right back to work — by which I mean that the narcoleptic old fart factory fell fast asleep in public. again.

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that’s Donny, yesterday, at some White House dog-and-pony show called Making Health Technology Great Again. what the fuck does that even mean? they’re just putting random words together now, bookended by ‘make’ and ‘great again.’ by what metric are we evaluating the past and present greatness of health technology? how is anyone supposed to take this nonsense seriously? come on, that’s Dr. Oz up there, the cheesy scam artist who sold fake diet pills to anyone gullible enough to buy them.

Dr. Oz is now the Administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, and he and Secretary of Health and Human Services Bobby Brainworms Jr are going to ‘make health technology great again.’

fuck us, we’re so doomed. anyway, look at the sleepy baby. he’s so tuckered out, he can barely keep his eyes open.



for those of you keeping score at home, Donny has now fallen asleep [checks notes] every freaking time he’s had to sit at one of these roundtable events. as soon as anyone else starts speaking, Donny gets clobbered upside the head by Mister Sandman, and off he goes into the Land of Fucked Up Dreams.