Jeff Tiedrich - it's the Cage Match of the Fuckface Advisors!

Donny Convict’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns is made up almost entirely of dull, unexceptional white dudes. like Dear Leader, they were born into obscene wealth, handed every opportunity, and repeatedly allowed to fail eternally upwards — but of course, they don’t see it that way. each and every one of them is serenely convinced that they got where they are because they’re the smartest person in the room.

they’re also eternally jockeying for primacy, because each one of them is convinced that they’re the one who deserves to be the favored son — to sit at Dear Leader’s right hand, and be the trusted advisor he listens to.

that’s why it’s super fucking amusing to watch the Space Nazi and Jailbird Pete Navarro flail away at each other like a pair of schoolyard dipshits.

Elon Musk is, of course, the legendary inventor of Forkship One, the silverware-based spacecraft which will carry humanity all the way to Mars — or at least to the next table on the Motel-a-Lago patio.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/space-nazi-and-jailbird-pete-are