That might conceal his rancid stench 🤬

The republican party will be known as the party of impotent assholes forever because of this.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Trump still has to walk from the door to his helicopter, (100 feet?). Can he do that? Maybe put in a conveyance, a small "ski lift" to whisk him into his passenger seat.

Express my thoughts and feelings on this but if I could...

Watch.

who writes this stuff?
and rly, a granite helipad? is that even a thing?

but obviously not "poured".

That'll be awesome in bad weather.

No bid contract.
Brother-in-Law to the Reflecting Pool Guy.

All of the granite in the aggregate is 100% Italian granite.

Maybe a concrete mix that looks sort of like granite?

A poor imitation, like everything else Trump does.

Clearly a pour writer!

🤣😂

"Chopper WH-1 landing...lining up with Dear Leader's nose..."

He's just the guy to do it.

We can't top them here.

Hey Donny, Azrael the Angel of Death is closing in on you.

Include a brand new item that wasn't there previously.

This guy doesn't think he needs permission or approval for anything he wants to do, even if its illegal. He's already torn the hell out of the White House lawn, and he got by with it.

and he's only living their rent free because he stole the last election? please, please, someone! I'm getting tired of seeking petty crooks beat up over their crimes, while this guy completely defiles everything that's holy and totally ignores laws the rest of us have to abide by, even if we don't agree with them. That Angel of Death ain't coming fast enough!!!

That's where the grass is. If the chopper idles for long, I assume it would also damage the soil under the grass making regrowth difficult.

Might also make it harder for his tootsies to get if the lawn has otherwise 'non-presidential,' improper drainage.

That seemed to work for every other president.

Maybe longer, but I distinctly remember Nixon taking helicopters often. Probably Lyndon Johnson did too, and every President since that time. NOW suddenly, Chump needs a helipad? Whatever for?

It's hard to walk on wet grass in leather-bottom dress shoes - with lifts.

Why do you think that is, America?

Priorities, maybe?

Yeah he's a shit mouth, shit soul vandal, but those policies...

Am I right?

No one is above the aw. wink wink chuckle chuckle

No permission, no planning. Just executive orders and no one to stop him.

I consider it tacky.

Rules are for little people, remember? Not for people like him!

Besides, it’ll be installed before anyone can do anything about it.

Oh, he’s just prepping his tomb. No, you say it’s supposed to be gold, not black. Or then possibly it ‘s the silo cap over the suggested smart missle defense launched from the WH lawn that the SS is pushing for.

Nothing says dictator better than burying the kids’ fragile Easter eggs under a pile of impenetrable black rock to satisfy his sadism.