Junior is optimistically taking his second chance on marriage.

Don't get me wrong, I understand why no sane person would want him at one's wedding and perhaps Coke Jr did indeed have such a moment of clarity -- but he is an abject worm, not a brave lion.

Maybe they told The Dotard that there weren't going to be any video cameras and/or speeches, as a disincentive.

Or maybe The Dotard is trying to flex/assert dominance by declining for no good reason.

what self-respecting woman would want that orange thing at her wedding?

Oh, wait...self-respecting? Look who she's marrying.
Guess not.

Oh that is so bad it could be true. So bad. I'll have to watch Wheel of Fortune to try and forget. So bad.

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He can't tolerate not being in the spotlight. Or else he just wasn't invited. Interesting that the wedding's not being held at Mar-a-Lago. Am I the only one who noticed that?

Poor Kimberly Guilfoyle, I'm sure she'll land on her feet somewhere.

I guess Don Jr wanted her out of the way.

such a tough decision

🌅🏛️ 🍷🌊

... he wanted to let her down easy, so he made sure she got an Ambassadorship out of it.

Smack me for that.

To Donny John Jr

There’s some new person? Whatever.

To Tiger Woods?

new wig

engagement announcement to Tulsi

and other manly achievements

maybe next time!

The fascist pig is going to invade Cuba and/or start bombing the crap out of Iran.

I smell desperation...

Therefore he has no interest in attending.

"Which one is he?"

He must have seen a picture of her and said "she's not my type."

Trump doesn't approve of his new daughter in law

Since this is Jr's 2nd marriage it is no big deal and him going will be a logistic nightmare

He is planning on bombing Iran

He is planning on invading Cuba

I suspect he is moving on Iran. Reports are that the pizza place near the Pentagon are doing a much higher volume of business than normal.

that perhaps he needs the safety to be in DC at this point, considering his health.......

maybe he needs to be close to really serious medical help, the medical people that are knowledgeable about his conditions, and the ability to cover it all up from everyone........................

Shame on me.

Going to be a total wash out this weekend.

He’s that insane and I hope I’m wrong.

To his felony convictions.

And it would also be just awesome to see him being held up as a felon. But then, I hope he doesn't invade them.

short answer is yes

If junior wanted some love, he should have been a golf course.

Just another party.

from this ugly bag of mostly water is overwhelming in its intensity.
God is not doing its job in allowing this festering boil on the planet's but
t to still live.

Or whatever they're pumping into his hands.

Embalming fluid? MCDonalds tartar sauce?

#PEDOnald's just not into you.

He can’t even stay awake when someone else is talking unless the subject is him. Sit quietly and watch a wedding ceremony? No. It’s beyond him.

Look at us! Please!

The abuse never ends and no one ever learns.

They are getting married pretty fast. Bet Trump hates her more than AOC and Bernie.