maybe if it was signed in sea shells.

wasn't the cellmate removed earlier or something. what did they do, return him to a crime scene filled with epstein's comic books?

3 of them weren't even involved. He made one watch as he choked to death the supposed guilty guy with a zip tie. Then I believe he killed the others on their knees, execution style.

Makes me wonder if that's why they paired them up—thought he may take Epstein out (he was a huge muscular guy).

Sounds like it was written by Donald J. Trump.

And it has the look of someone who hasn't picked up a pencil in ages.

Only his John HandCock with sharpies.

Who really dunnit?

If they investigated him for months and found nothing why did he commit suicide? Doesn’t make sense.

that the odd word "enigmas" is a full anagram for "gamines" what with trying to read all the not too subtle code in their cute conspiratorial messaging.

Umm, that sounds like you-know-who wrote it, pretending it to be from Epstein.

Neither one will accept responsibility for any of their actions. They are the victims of injustice.

If this was real then Bill Barr (the one who supposedly visited the lock up where Epstein was
being held not long before “his suicide”) would have released it during Trump’s 1st term.

Also if this really exonerates Chump (like they're pretending it does) it would have been released 6 years ago.

"Thank you for your attention to this matter".

there are hundreds of hand written letters or notes in Epstein’s handwriting in the files that can be compared to the supposed suicide note.

he was murdered.

I don’t care if it is a valid suicide note, that has NOTHING to do with releasing the Epstein files!

— (@resist96.bsky.social) 2026-05-07T02:50:42.543Z