And not the funny kind.

tomorrow he'll be wearing a maxi pad on his other ear

And giving them too many excuses to use them.

I wouldn’t anything past this administration.

so, he wants attention and the ratings to go up..... this is what he does.

to see this develop. I keep smelling a rat.......

Oh fucking please...................

This time he will blame the press!

* with my tongue only slightly in cheek

Trump craves attention, however he can get it.

TACO once again? Staged situation?

Desperate for attention.

I’ll believe it when I see it substantiated by a reputable news source. That doesn’t include most of the US media.

Something happened, staged or not.

not that i belive it......

We’ll know more later

Snooooze...so predictable. I saw it coming like a bad plot in 70's made for TV movie...so done with this ass fuck

He can’t be out of the WH and the news soon enough.

The Washington Hilton is the same place where Reagan was shot when leaving the facility. Security sucked then, one would think the Secret Service would learn…

There’s so much spin from this administration. I don’t think they ever tell the truth about anything

NYT: "Weijia Jiang, the president of White House Correspondents’ Association, just took the stage and reiterated that the program would resume. 'We will have more details to share,' she said and asked for patience."

Will Trump go to the podium and portray this as another failed assassination attempt?

I can’t imagine why any reputable journalist would waste their time.

Wolf Blitzer is reporting that he went to the men's room, came out, "many shots fired" very close to him, cop threw him to the ground and jumped on him then herded Wolf and other men into the men's room.

Watching -- looks like some techs around the podium resetting the mikes and the teleprompter.

Trump was hustled out.

Couple of announcements program will resume.

No word if POTUS will return.

9:23 PM

When I read this. I would have choked to death laughing!

See, it's the weekend and Colbert and Kimmel are off, so your guest clown this evening will be moi.

Unless it really wasn’t.

Someone in the kitchen dropped a metal saucepan lid onto a hard tiled floor and the Super Secret Service guys thought it was their time to be heroes?

(I assume there was an active kitchen, and it wasn't just hamburders and diet fizz from an outside supplier being served up.)

It almost makes sense.

One time my USMC MALS squadron were playing this multiplayer version of the first "Delta Force" game and then got bored and proceeded to use the weapons option of knives only. Didn't see any use out of that particular game with regards to professional development. Unfortunately, we never got around to playing this game after several beers like we did with the "Crus'n USA" arcade game at the E-club. It probably wouldn't have been as much fun to be honest.

I don't think I would want to stay there, but that's just me.

I guess they can crack jokes about the shooting???

Update: Guests are told they need to stay there.

I have zero trust in our government!
Put Kash on the case!

This show never stopped going on!

The crowd doesn't look frightened. No panic. They are shutting down the party. Seems like they should carry one without him. It isn't like he adds any value to anything he attends.

The fact they haven’t is suspicious

Seems plausible. The NYT narrative points out that this is the same hotel wher Reagan was shot in '81:

https://youtube.com/shorts/dowJIww9olg?si=niF_9r_xQgp7PQWV

What a joke. You can hear the shots in the background as the mentalist is playing some stupid note game with Shitler & Malaria. They don’t realize anything is even happening until the SS rushes to the stage to pull Trump off. Took Trump a minute to get his fat ass off the chair.

I think it was staged.

Unfortunately

Or is he going to have to wear another sanitary napkin?

NumbNuts will show how tough & resolute he is by speaking soon.

Suuuuch bullshit.

It was the White House Correspondent's Dinner where Obama made fun of him that started it all. So, night, he acted like he would attend, but when he thought someone might take a jab at him, this is his way of getting out of it.

He's a petulant, idiot, spoiled child who was never made to grow the fuck up.

Seconds later, the SS agents show up. It makes the CNN clip rather hilarious.

More nonsense to make the MSM go crazy

[link:https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/president-donald-trump-evacuation-pinned-on-ground-trump-releases-photo-of-


The suspected shooter has been identified as 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, according to reports. white-house-press-dinner-shooter-cole-tomas-allen-trump-dinner-11410063|]

War! Gunplay! Look over there!

And one more thing, do any of these people have real jobs?

Someone said “Epstein” so one of Trump’s security detail located outside the hotel pulled his gun, pointed it straight up and emptied the magazine.

But NOW...........

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