Alcatraz is decrepit, worn down, ancient, and it would take a huge amount of money to make it anywhere near usable. Besides that it's small and really wouldn't be all that useful as a modern prison. This is another of tRump's many boondoggles.

but still see it as probably one of the most impractical rediculous ideas in recent times. It is prime and confined real estate and has no airstrip for deportation flights.

No way you could reopen that space. Only option would be to demolish everything and start from scratch....and that would be a shitload of money!....so who would get the no-bid contract?

Those are chilly saline waters for most reptiles, but it would be no less preposterous than the plan itself. "The Birdbrain of Alcatraz" cometh!

They could be picked up when they admit Nancy is correct.

All this administration does is waste money to gratify Fatass45’s masturbatory fantasies.

it's to drop some hard drives into SF Bay...

yup

"A 1959 report indicated that the facility was over three times more expensive to run than the average American prison; $10 per prisoner per day compared to $3 in most other prisons."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcatraz_Federal_Penitentiary#Final_years

Diverting their attention.

Helicopter there.

YOU GO GIRL!

Everything trump does is stupid, or cruel, or evil, or all three.