... Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Cupcake, you spew bald-faced lies with every breath you take, and then get all butt-hurt when you're called out for it, and then YOU LIE SOME MORE!
You deserve whatever fate befalls you, shithead.

remember all your self aggrandizing trips to the White House to "Round Mouth" Trump.....now only kicked to the curb?????

facsist liars ever to exist.

Oh, wait...

He's getting some punishment for his behavior

First off Mikey, the word is “loan”, not “borrow”.

Next, I thought you had some kind of “team”looking into some other kind of bullshit. So who’s paying them?

Finally:
https://m.

Yet another redneckism from Redneck America...

Usually pronounced "borry."

just like his hero, the Orange Fascist Pig.

Finding out that loyalty is a one-way street with Trump, Lindell?

I can think of AT LEAST one more deserving...

and rember the first rule of Trumpism. "Everything Trump touches, dies."

So they are ALL trying to "take advantage" and use "the opportunity - taking a risk by supporting 45's draconian and insane behavior and policies, to attempt to achieve some kind of "gain" for themselves.

But doing so is like playing the lottery.

Ultimately they are engulfed in the losses and you don't hear from them again.

Well...then...you hitched your wagon to Trump didn't cha Mikey??

Gawd..Mikey could be the new poster boy for what happens when you kiss the ring and the ass.

It's a foregone conclusion of Trumpism.

I can't wait for that myself, along with the demise of his fanboys.

but only after Trump has extracted everything of value to him.

dough…..

"Everything Trump Touches Dies"

To hang out of his shirt so everyone knows hes such a standup guy

My brother and I were stopped at a red light and this guy comes traipsing across the intersection with a wheeled cross on his back. My brother and I didn't get along all that well, but we looked at one another and shared a moment of instant connection. Then my brother stuck his head out the window and screamed, "Get that wheel off that cross, Buddy! Christ had to carry that cross on his back, not cruise it across town." I never loved my brother more.

My god, how would any of those scenarios work on a necklace?!

And he thinks he will have a successful run for Minnesota Governor?

Surely Mikey jests.

Oy vey.

So don't worry.

He's dumb as a box of rocks, and willing to do anything. He's a Republican wet dream.

Trump will have Pauper Prisons that will take care of you.
Privatized and offshored in some human-rights-free hell-hole.

Will TSF use the offshore prisons to solve "The Homeless Problem"? Indon't even want to think about that.

He'll 'disappear' anyone he deems 'undesirable' or an 'enemy of the state'

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Fuck Mike Lindell. He played a role in getting us into this oligarchic autocratic mess that we're in.

I hope he ends up homeless rummaging through dumpsters for his breakfast after a cold night freezing his gonads off in a back alley somewhere.

If you don't have 10 billion, you're just not on Drumpf's radar...

Tough shit, MyPillow guy. Looking forward to many more trump sycophants suffering the same fate.

Mike's fortunes may be down, probably well under a billion dollars, maybe under half a billion. I can't believe he's down below one or two hundred million, squirreled away.

That's not exactly poverty, is it?

Pillow guy lives in a $1.2million mansion don't fall for his lies. 1.2 million probably cost over 1 thousand for his light bill. When they lie openly and without remorse all I hear is wawawa...

Some people never learn. Bless your heart, Mike.

I can't wait for Eloon Muskovite, KKKaroline Leavitt, & VD Jance to suffer the same fate.

It rains on the just and unjust alike.

These types don't go broke the same way we do. They're great at giving the appearance of having nothing, on paper, for the courts, but do you actually believe that? See also: Rudy Giuliani. Even "broke", I bet these guys are living better than upper-middle class.

Where you hiding it, Mikey?

Here are a few possibilities:
https://www.worlddata.info/tax-havens.php

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Cheer up Mike, maybe you and Rudy can share a box under a bridge somewhere.

people understand, trump is a loser? He will flush everyone down the toilet with himself.

How many? At least some of the red hats are starting to wake up before it's to late.

That needs to be writ large on billboards all across the country! Everyone traveling on interstates needs to see that instead of ads for adult bookstores, strip joints, & 833-FOR-TRUTH (even though those last ones just make me laugh.)

Tissue, Mikey.

thought Donnie boy would help him out and protect his crappy torn foam pillow empire. Like Giuliani he is learning that once you out live your usefulness to the Orange Turd you just another loser suckèr.

Well, except for the damn ahole himself. HE lives on and on, never experiencing even the tiniest consequence for his sick, vile and disgusting behavior.

I hate him.

You sowed it now reap it.

He's a lying bastard here as well. like TSF, he couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it!!

I believe that. MAGAS flocked to him initially, and many still do.
One person will only buy so many pillows though. He milked the Trump Train for all it was worth, alienating half the population in the process.

I bet he has his money stashed somewhere. Maybe in his mattress or pillows. haha

Or maybe not.

I could have told him years ago, when he decided to go to bed with Trump, what the outcome was going to be. Everything Trump touches turns into shit. And TSF walks away unscathed. Rinse and repeat.

Like many have said here already...... AWWWWWW

His problems are all of his doing. He claimed the 2020 election was "stolen" without a shred of evidence. When he claimed he had evidence it was proven by a Trump voter to be fake, and he never paid what he said he'd pay if anyone could prove it was fake. This guy is a clown. The last time Jimmy Kimmel had him on it was show it was only if Lindell would agree to be interviewed from inside an arcade claw machine. Lindell is a clown and should be treated as such and ignored. He is exactly the kind of nitwit Trump has chosen to fill his administration with.

That's a hell of a lot more than most people live on.

Fruits of the spirit and all that noise...

On the other hand, my obliques are KILLING me from laughing so damn hard at this fool.

Screw you, dude.

trump likes to help people like you, he does it all the time, he is the #1 philanthropist of the World, a lot of people say that.

Almost forgot, republicans are going to gather for a "thoughts and prayers" session on your behalf, for you to get back on your feet. You cannot imagine how effective "thoughts and prayers" are...No one can, actually.

Well, I could, but it would quickly evolve into a rant, and no one wants that. I can represent it symbolically, though. This much. ----->

He believed lies from a known conman and destroyed his life.

you sad sack of $hit!

...get to see FElon crying about the loss of his fortune one day while still never criticizing the person most responsible for the loss....

A thousand a week doesn't buy much rock.

pillows, Mikey...😄😂

Oh yeah, "Tears On My Pillow"!!

poor Mike would be in the Poor House.

This guy, giuliani, jones...none of them have $$ to pay their fines, yet they're all still rich. They always cry broke, but they still live large. They're all very wealthy. They'll never be broke.

People like favre don't have to pay all of the $$ they owe (or the interest on that $$). The press secretary has a bunch of outstanding loans/debt on her campaign funds, but she never has to pay it back despite being wealthy. How many cities & vendors does shitler still owe?

Why do rich people not have to pay their bills? Can those of us who aren't rich just not pay our bills?

Quit yer whining, dude. You sound..."woke".

Look at how many stores quit carrying his products a while back. When that happened, I figured it was just a matter of time before he was forced to go out of business. From this, it sounds like he's still trying to stay in business, but looking at his company's website, it's on very shaky ground. The main page is full of "closeout" sales on all kinds of merchandise and looks cheesy as hell!

A smarter guy might have been able to figure out how to protect some of his assets, but I don't think Lindell is smart at all. If he was, he'd have filed for bankruptcy by now. Instead he's complaining about how no one will lend him any money. (Of course no one will lend you money, doofus, they know there's no way you'll ever be able to pay them off! And you shouldn't be trying to borrow anyway. The last thing you need is more debt! )

I suppose it's possible he could be faking, but I doubt it. He's nothing but a dumb cluck who got lucky huckstering an overpriced product that a lot of people were willing to buy. He got really rich really fast, and instead of managing his newfound prosperity wisely, he threw all his eggs in Trump's basket and proceeded to piss away money like a drunken sailor trying to "prove" the unprovable Big Lie, that Democrats rigged the 2020 election and "stole" it from Trump.

So yeah, I believe he probably is broke, because he's a stupid idiot who made a whole bunch of terrible decisions. That can happen when someone who's not too bright gets rich quick and thinks he's on top of the world and can do anything he wants. Throw in the Trumpian delusions, and it's very easy to see how he could now be in debt over his head with nothing to show for it except piles of merchandise he's trying to sell off for a fraction of its original price.

I'm sure the court will eventually be able to find out the true state of his finances, and if he's as broke as I think he is, the next step will be liquidating any assets he still has, the way they've been doing with Giuliani.

I actually feel kind of sorry for this mope. No, really! It's true that he brought all his troubles on himself, but he did it because he was stupid, and I think that's sad. I don't think he had any truly evil intentions when he hitched his wagon to Trump's star. He just fell for the hype, the same way a lot of other stupid people did. Stupid people can't help being stupid; they just are what they are, and it's a damned shame that a lying narcissistic jackhole like Trump can fool them into throwing away everything they have for his sake. I'm sure Lindell and Giuliani are just 2 of a long list of people whose lives he's ruined, and worst of all, he's nowhere near done yet.

He's an ex-drug addict who got lucky selling pillows. Perhaps the drugs killed some brain cells. I always thought he wasn't all there. Trumps cronies know he's a lying sack of shit. But I think lindell really looked up to trump and believed him 110%. Gullible? Stupid? Star-struck? Mental Illness? I don't know. Whereas guiliani... fuck him... is (was) a lawyer... he knows damn well he's lying... zero sympathy for him. And his lies about the poll workers were evil and despicable.

Lindell has kids. I've wondered why his kids never intervened. I mean he was giving trump all his money. There went their inheritance.

He was was duped... used and abused by trump then spit out.

For someone who is morally bankrupt...you might as well be equally financially bankrupt also! Stuff a pillow up your ass, and jam one over your face as well!

Nonetheless, a court should not accept his claim without evidence. Make him submit his exact financial status under penalty of perjury (i.e. the jail term he should have had for trafficking illegal drugs). After all, he said he has $1000 a week coming in.Lots of people live on less than that.

Everyone needs to think and question for themselves. I think he honestly believed all of the stupid stuff he was disseminating.

Nit the "broke" part, but the $300 million a year part.
That company had 2 years of revenue over $120 million. $126 & $152 million.
That was just before his craziness got retailer's to drop his products.
They had 4 of 17 years with revenue over $100 million.
And, all while sitting on a MOUNTAIN of debt. (D/E of over 5, before he went nuts.)
I did a deep dive into his company about 4 years ago, which is a lot of work when it's a private company. But, enough digging turns over enough stones to connect the dots.
He was never a business titan; he was never uber rich. That's why I believe the "broke" part.
But, he lied even while begging for mercy.

Especially when the election was held under the Presidential authority of Democrats.

How was it that instead.....in the swing states, the odd readings of Trump getting the only vote on a card, way way more than any average of any other non swing state?

After Trump "won", (which I now believe he did not), suddenly Lindell has no use anymore to Trump and co. The machines turned 'good" overnight. Maybe God did it. Maybe Musk. Either way his whole argument of voting machine companies all being part of some global woke conspiracy has gone up in dust. And that's all he had.

All is good Mike!

His website is alive and well and still selling pillows. And he is back on Fox News according to news reports. Fox had dropped his commercials but now they are back on.

Fuck all the way off to Fuckoffistan.

Thank you DU!!!! You keep me laughing (through tears).