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muriel_volestrangler

(107,086 posts)
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:32 PM 7 hrs ago

The Rapist announces he is changing the name of the United States of America

"The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT' "

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwy30p89rlgt?post=asset%3A77b22555-ea79-487c-95f9-017f0d4d9521#post


Please write the new name of your country, in the required capitals, on your passport or any other identifying material. The movement will now be known as MGHSGA. Compulsory practice times for chanting "G-H-S! G-H-S!" will be announced locally.
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The Rapist announces he is changing the name of the United States of America (Original Post) muriel_volestrangler 7 hrs ago OP
This is real? This isn't some satire? sakabatou 7 hrs ago #1
. dalton99a 7 hrs ago #2
Why is no one around him smart enough sarisataka 7 hrs ago #4
Wouldn't make a luck of difference as Trump is not writing most of the posts. VTderry 1 hr ago #15
"All others will have fair and open use of the Strait." Wednesdays 7 hrs ago #11
Which will go straight into Dump's pockets sakabatou 4 hrs ago #14
Yeah. It's real. But he doesnt mean a name change. johnnyfins 7 hrs ago #3
I wonder what legal entity will be collecting the 20%. tetedur 7 hrs ago #5
A 20% tax on everything will certainly help temper runaway inflation Gregory Peccary 7 hrs ago #8
So, what is the gulf called now... lame54 7 hrs ago #6
Obviously it is sarisataka 7 hrs ago #7
GOTHS Renew Deal 7 hrs ago #9
;-{) THIS Goonch 7 hrs ago #10
Just because he says it doesn't mean it's true Bluestocking 7 hrs ago #12
first i need the strait's birth certificate and rampartd 6 hrs ago #13
How about canetoad 1 hr ago #16

sarisataka

(23,303 posts)
4. Why is no one around him smart enough
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:41 PM
7 hrs ago

to put his phone on airplane mode and just not tell him?
Even if he noticed he'd have no idea how to fix it.

VTderry

(161 posts)
15. Wouldn't make a luck of difference as Trump is not writing most of the posts.
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 07:20 PM
1 hr ago

The above was likely penned by PeeWee German Bat Boy Stephen Miller. He's a straight up Nazi, but does use proper punctuation and advanced vocabulary.

The late-night screeds and AI memes are produced by his creepy and devoted Ivanka-double aide, who does a better job mimicking her boss's random capitalization and tortured prose.

johnnyfins

(4,208 posts)
3. Yeah. It's real. But he doesnt mean a name change.
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:39 PM
7 hrs ago

Just that the USA will be the guardian. As usual, his communication skills are top notch :/

tetedur

(1,431 posts)
5. I wonder what legal entity will be collecting the 20%.
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:42 PM
7 hrs ago

Maybe Eric and Don Jr. could set up a LLC and handle those funds.

Gregory Peccary

(491 posts)
8. A 20% tax on everything will certainly help temper runaway inflation
Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:53 PM
7 hrs ago

Yet another self inflicted wound.

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