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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,784 posts)
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:37 AM 12 hrs ago

From the "Do Not Try This" file: 🚨Man cuts off YIKES!, uses them to set fire, police say🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨

A man from Indiana was charged with a felony after he was accused of cutting off his genitals and using them to start a fire, according to court documents.

On May 6, a man was charged with arson after police say he cut off his penis, doused it with gasoline and lit it on fire in the garage of his mother's house in Fort Wayne, Indiana, according to court documents obtained by USA TODAY.

While attending to the fire, the suspect's family told first responders he was missing. Meanwhile, officers were attending to the suspect, who said he had been stabbed in downtown Fort Wayne, according to the affidavit. It wasn't until later, after the suspect had been taken to the hospital, that he admitted to police he had inflicted the wound on himself and started the fire in the garage.

https://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/crime/2026/07/09/fort-wayne-indiana-man-cuts-off-genitals-arson/90859980007/

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From the "Do Not Try This" file: 🚨Man cuts off YIKES!, uses them to set fire, police say🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨 (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo 12 hrs ago OP
Bath Salts? Maybe he's actually Florida Man n/t SonOfNebanaube 12 hrs ago #1
😬 Floyd R. Turbo 12 hrs ago #3
My guess RussBLib 12 hrs ago #2
🤔 Floyd R. Turbo 12 hrs ago #4
Is this the only thing you could think of cutting off, is your ding ding? Ouch!!! And perhaps you need lots, and lots SWBTATTReg 10 hrs ago #5
😬 Floyd R. Turbo 10 hrs ago #6
Matthew 5:30 milestogo 10 hrs ago #7
🙏🏼 Floyd R. Turbo 10 hrs ago #8
Now you've given me an earworm. "I've got a hunk a hunk of burning love..." Midnight Writer 10 hrs ago #9
😬 Floyd R. Turbo 8 hrs ago #12
Was it his ex's garage? Jilly_in_VA 8 hrs ago #10
😁 Floyd R. Turbo 8 hrs ago #13
Dear boys and girls: Don't do drugs. n/t flvegan 8 hrs ago #11
😎 Floyd R. Turbo 8 hrs ago #14
I gonna go out onna limb here and predict he ain't gonna do that agin struggle4progress 8 hrs ago #15
😁 Floyd R. Turbo 7 hrs ago #19
I'm surprised it's not Florida! LeftInTX 8 hrs ago #16
😁 Floyd R. Turbo 7 hrs ago #20
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! Efilroft Sul 7 hrs ago #17
Now THAT is bad! Jilly_in_VA 7 hrs ago #18
😬 Floyd R. Turbo 7 hrs ago #21
Weenie roast... LudwigPastorius 7 hrs ago #22
😁 Floyd R. Turbo 7 hrs ago #23

SWBTATTReg

(26,571 posts)
5. Is this the only thing you could think of cutting off, is your ding ding? Ouch!!! And perhaps you need lots, and lots
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 11:13 AM
10 hrs ago

of therapy.

milestogo

(23,452 posts)
7. Matthew 5:30
Fri Jul 10, 2026, 11:18 AM
10 hrs ago

30 And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.

English Standard Version Matthew 5:30

Maybe he's a Biblical literalist.

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