..."accessory" referring to them being his accessories.

😆

Followed by a round of 1 on 1 basketball.

So he can shake and bake.

would that make him duck a l'orange?

No matter what, he's a wing-nut!

Can you say New Madrid Fault line?
Karma!

Location, location, location!
Very overdue!

Chicago gets the occasional mild earthquake. I had a cousin who lived close to the San Andreas in Northridge. They eventually moved to Arizona.

I've been through bigger quakes in Italy and the Caribbean. No damage where I was, fortunately, but they were quite an experience.

Stay safe.

Trump: How do I make them love me?

Oracle of DC: If you give them a a speech in the heat, there shall be great celebration and joyous merriment across the nation.


Paraphrasing.

Consuming massive amounts of alcohol will lower body temperature significantly (or should I just say, "a lot?"

The devices can be rendered inoperative by picking them up and shaking them vigorously

He so desperately wants his ass-face up there and would happily take Lincoln's spot since there's no additional space.

be near any open flames with all the hairspray and fake tan gunk he uses. 🤔

On second thought, he should be near open flames at all times.

Fingers crossed 🤞

He can stare directly into a solar eclipse and wears a skinsuit filled with 300Lbs. of crap made out of hamburgers, fries, fish sandwiches and vat cooking oil coursing through it's veins while it's ear can deflect bullets. It leads a Country of about 330 million people with the authority from less than a quarter of them.

I think it can handle 107 degrees.

Could it start a grease fire?