his favorite snack of baked spiders and warm bat milk.

The humiliation is part of the ritual, and adds a nice, earthy 'suffering' flavor.

he eats flies like Renfield.

It’s kinda scary that they now think his face will either sell votes or solidify the base. I think we’ll be seeing more of Trump’s rogues gallery as they look for someone in his grifting crew that can catch the attention of Trump’s base and their adjacents.

And what a lovely image of him stomping around the White House in frustrated fury I have in my head now!

from an individual who is almost literally certified as an S.O.B.?

No certification required for that distinction nor for that other one (AHole.)
If my dad was alive, he'd call him "Lower than a snake's belly".
I just call him "Thumb with a face on it.

NT

He is the desendant of oppressed and murdered immigrants that is now oppressing immigrants to the USA.

Perhaps the most ghoulish creature on earth calling itself homo sapiens. I wonder what Nazi SS monster he was in his previous incarnation?

.....Self deports!!

I hope he gets all offended and quits whatever job he thinks he has.

and in a fit of rage, grabbed his left foot and violently tore himself in half.

He helped make life worth living.