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struggle4progress

(126,794 posts) Sun May 31, 2026, 10:17 AM 20 hrs ago

What Trump birthday event would you like to see?

31 votes, 4 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	He goes down Niagara Falls in a barrel
	2 (6%)
	He sets a world record for kissing rattlesnakes
	2 (6%)
	He rides a steam-powered rocket over Snake River Canyon
	0 (0%)
	He bungee jumps off the New River Gorge Bridge
	2 (6%)
	He skis the Big Couloir
	0 (0%)
	He wingsuits to Bedminster from atop One World Trade Center
	0 (0%)
	He duplicates Houdini's escape from a packing crate nailed shut and thrown into the East River
	19 (61%)
	He eats an entire working Model T
	0 (0%)
	Other
	6 (19%)
	4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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What Trump birthday event would you like to see? (Original Post) struggle4progress 20 hrs ago OP

He dies leftstreet 20 hrs ago #1

A one way ride in a coroner's car. House of Roberts 20 hrs ago #2

A perfect and beautiful cardiovascular event on national TV dalton99a 20 hrs ago #3

if it doesnt happen on air, we may never know. mopinko 19 hrs ago #13

His funeral! nt intheozone 20 hrs ago #4

I'm sure the celebrations will be much larger Hey Joe 20 hrs ago #5

A squirting brain aneurysm as he eats a double portion of birthday cake,.... magicarpet 20 hrs ago #6

He should go out on the same day he came in. It would be a fucking fantastic 250th Autumn 20 hrs ago #7

Unanimous thought. Traildogbob 20 hrs ago #8

He attends his own malaise 20 hrs ago #9

As the guest of dishonor Historic NY 19 hrs ago #10

Nicely played malaise 19 hrs ago #11

;-{) NOBODY CAME Goonch 19 hrs ago #12

HELP US RONALD McDONALD! Thunderbeast 8 hrs ago #21

Trump runs around the White House justaprogressive 19 hrs ago #14

He gets struck by lightning... 3catwoman3 19 hrs ago #15

I'd like to see a Jeopardy tournament featuring all of Team Trump competing. Midnight Writer 18 hrs ago #16

Haha malaise 17 hrs ago #17

OTHER: The Mashed Potato milestogo 17 hrs ago #18

Another vote for his funeral here! Totally Tunsie 15 hrs ago #19

Keeling over due to shitting himself in his pants to the grave. sakabatou 15 hrs ago #20

leftstreet

(41,292 posts)

1. He dies

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:19 AM

20 hrs ago

is that too rude?

House of Roberts

(6,672 posts)

2. A one way ride in a coroner's car.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:24 AM

20 hrs ago

dalton99a

(95,651 posts)

3. A perfect and beautiful cardiovascular event on national TV

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:28 AM

20 hrs ago

mopinko

(74,051 posts)

13. if it doesnt happen on air, we may never know.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #3)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:25 AM

19 hrs ago

my fear is we have a weekend at bernie’s sitch that lasts for months.

intheozone

(1,139 posts)

4. His funeral! nt

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:37 AM

20 hrs ago

Hey Joe

(844 posts)

5. I'm sure the celebrations will be much larger

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:37 AM

20 hrs ago

On his death day than on any of his birthdays!🪦⚰️🎉🍾🥂

magicarpet

(19,495 posts)

6. A squirting brain aneurysm as he eats a double portion of birthday cake,....

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:38 AM

20 hrs ago

.... with two scoops of chocolate ice cream.

Autumn

(49,027 posts)

7. He should go out on the same day he came in. It would be a fucking fantastic 250th

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:47 AM

20 hrs ago

birthday present. The celebration would be epic.

Traildogbob

(13,184 posts)

8. Unanimous thought.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:49 AM

20 hrs ago

80 is long enough for that rapist lying thieving peace of juicy excrement to have poisoned humanity.
Time for HIS hell.

malaise

(298,382 posts)

9. He attends his own

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:49 AM

20 hrs ago

WAKE😀

Historic NY

(40,158 posts)

10. As the guest of dishonor

Reply to malaise (Reply #9)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:07 AM

19 hrs ago

malaise

(298,382 posts)

11. Nicely played

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #10)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:12 AM

19 hrs ago

😀

Goonch

(5,684 posts)

12. ;-{) NOBODY CAME

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:22 AM

19 hrs ago

Thunderbeast

(3,836 posts)

21. HELP US RONALD McDONALD!

Reply to Goonch (Reply #12)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:15 PM

8 hrs ago

YOUR'E OUR ONLY HOPE!

justaprogressive

(7,234 posts)

14. Trump runs around the White House

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:34 AM

19 hrs ago

...til he drops dead!

3catwoman3

(29,882 posts)

15. He gets struck by lightning...

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:53 AM

19 hrs ago

…while on the golf course.

Midnight Writer

(25,860 posts)

16. I'd like to see a Jeopardy tournament featuring all of Team Trump competing.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 12:27 PM

18 hrs ago

Of course, the answer to every question will be "Who is Donald Trump?" whether it is correct or not.

malaise

(298,382 posts)

17. Haha

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #16)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:17 PM

17 hrs ago

Has he ever read a book?
😀

milestogo

(23,231 posts)

18. OTHER: The Mashed Potato

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:48 PM

17 hrs ago

You know, the one where somebody dumps a full bowl on his head.

Totally Tunsie

(12,088 posts)

19. Another vote for his funeral here!

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:57 PM

15 hrs ago

He actually puts the "FUN" in "funeral"!

sakabatou

(46,425 posts)

20. Keeling over due to shitting himself in his pants to the grave.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:59 PM

15 hrs ago

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