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Miles Archer

(24,557 posts)
Sat May 30, 2026, 11:00 AM 3 hrs ago

Trump MEDICAL results: He CRIES when he looks in the mirror because he sees a rugged, beefy man looking back

The White House finally released Donald Trump’s long-awaited medical report late Friday night, and the 79-year-old president appears to have achieved something close to biological perfection.

According to his physician, Trump scored a perfect 30 out of 30 on a cognitive assessment, posted cholesterol numbers that would make many younger Americans jealous, and even boasts a heart that is supposedly 14 years younger than the rest of him.

After days of criticism over the White House’s refusal to release the results of Trump’s latest physical, physician Capt. Sean Barbabella published a three-page memo declaring the president remains in “excellent health” and is “fully fit” to serve as commander-in-chief.

Barbabella wrote that Trump’s cardiac function was normal and that an “Al-enhanced electrocardiogram (ECG) analysis estimated his cardiac age, an established measure of cardiovascular vitality, to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age.” Ultimately, he concluded that the president remains “fully fit” to carry out the duties of office.

The glowing assessment is unlikely to end questions about Trump’s health.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-finally-releases-donald-trumps-medical-reportwith-major-omissions/

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Trump MEDICAL results: He CRIES when he looks in the mirror because he sees a rugged, beefy man looking back (Original Post) Miles Archer 3 hrs ago OP
Dr. Jesus Trump edited the report dalton99a 3 hrs ago #1
PERFECT! some_of_us_are_sane 3 hrs ago #6
Nobody is that healthy at age 80, especially someone whose exercise regimen Ocelot II 3 hrs ago #2
I think it possible that the healthiest 80 year olds might karynnj 2 hrs ago #11
;-{) 3:00 AM @ THE WHITE HOUSE Goonch 3 hrs ago #3
+1 dalton99a 3 hrs ago #5
Beefy ornotna 3 hrs ago #4
You can't believe a word that's said... spanone 2 hrs ago #7
Could his heart be that good because he never used it to love or care? karynnj 2 hrs ago #8
You nailed it. republianmushroom 2 hrs ago #10
We are North Korea Cosmocat 2 hrs ago #9
Smells like a full load of trumpshit! City Lights 1 hr ago #12

Ocelot II

(131,421 posts)
2. Nobody is that healthy at age 80, especially someone whose exercise regimen
Sat May 30, 2026, 11:06 AM
3 hrs ago

has always consisted of hauling his ass out of his golf course just long enough to hit his ball into the rough from which a caddy will discreetly roll it onto the green, onto which said golfer will once again haul his ass out of the golf cart which he has driven onto the green and sink the putt in three strokes that he will count as one so he can go back to his club and claim he won the tournament; and whose diet consists of overcooked steak, Big Macs, KFC and three scoops of beautiful ice cream. Those numbers had to have been stolen from the records of a 24-year-old pro football player.

karynnj

(61,134 posts)
11. I think it possible that the healthiest 80 year olds might
Sat May 30, 2026, 11:40 AM
2 hrs ago

be as healthy as the average 64 year old. However, that might be that many 64 year olds might be overweight, not doing much exercise and not eating properly.

However, the healthiest 80 year olds are not overweight, regularly nodding off when sitting and diagnosed with CVI.

karynnj

(61,134 posts)
8. Could his heart be that good because he never used it to love or care?
Sat May 30, 2026, 11:31 AM
2 hrs ago

Even in the first term we were told he was taking statins which would account for the cholesterol numbers being where they are. I would assume that those numbers don't reflect the same level of health as they would in younger person who does not need statins.

I don't understand how he can have chronic venus insufficiency, CVI, which would seem to negatively impact heart health and have a heart that is very healthy for his age. This even though he does not seem to exercise. ( All I know of CVI is from articles explaining it when the WH said he had it.)

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