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Wed May 27, 2026, 10:13 AM 6 hrs ago

The Borowitz Report-Zelenskyy Offers to Lend Trump Cards

Zelenskyy Offers to Lend Trump Cards

Remember when Trump told Zelenskyy to compromise because Putin had all the cards? Now, Trump is playing "52 Pick-up" while Iran is cleaning his clock.

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Cooper Hamilton (@cooperhamilton.bsky.social) 2026-05-27T12:09:56.680Z

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-offers-to-lend-trump-cards

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to improve Donald J. Trump’s woefully weak negotiating position with Iran, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy made a surprise visit to the White House on Wednesday to lend him some cards.

“For four years, my country has fought a much larger adversary to a standstill, while for three months, a far smaller country has kicked your ass,” Zelenskyy informed Trump. “Which of the two of us, may I ask, has cards?”

Saying that his American counterpart’s total lack of cards “makes me very sad,” Zelenskyy pleaded with Trump to borrow some of his.

“Pick a card,” Zelenskyy begged him. “Any card.”
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