I’m not picky, just impatient.

for pure elation to register after years of captivity and torture. Think, "John McCain being released from the Hanoi Hilton."
The U.S. has been subjected to some of the worst mismanagement and downright dumbfuckery in the history of our country under Agent Orange. We'll all be numb to some degree. 😉

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Has to be, doesn't it?

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

😀

could not lift it to pour!!! Even a jeroboam is a bit of a stretch!

I thought maybe we'd get the answer to the ancient riddle of how many DUers it takes to lift a champagne bottle. 🍾

the size of the DU'ers, their state of fitness, and level of ongoing celebration!

FOOMP!

friends and I get together, there is no way I would even attempt that one!!!

But as SS rushes in, they find the cries are all coming from the examining physician-- overcome from the stench and disgust...Decontamination procedures commence as staff, patients and neighboring livestock react...

Are there demons inside
keeping sh*tbag alive?

What infernal means of life support
can animate a living corpse?

Oh Y Can't He Croak?
I'm asking
Y Can't He Croak?

(you know the tune)

He’s stopping by Walter Reed today and there are 19 days to the 80.

Link to tweet

😀😀

among his Mafia buddies.

You don't know! You don't know!