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dalton99a

(95,482 posts)
Mon May 25, 2026, 09:11 AM 16 hrs ago

"See, I'm very smart. I know how to spell their names."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Negotiations with the Islamic Republic of Iran are proceeding nicely! It will only be a Great Deal for all or, no Deal at all — Back to the Battlefront and shooting, but bigger and stronger than ever before — And nobody wants that! During my discussions on Saturday with President Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud, of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, of The United Arab Emirates, Emir Tamim bin Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, Prime Minister Mohammed bin Abdulrahman bin Jassim bin Jaber Al Thani, and Minister Ali al-Thawadi, of Qatar, Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir Ahmed Shah, of Pakistan, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Türkiye, President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi, of Egypt, King Abdullah II, of Jordan, and King Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa, of Bahrain, I stated that, after all the work done by the United States to try and pull this very complex puzzle together, it should be mandatory that all of these Countries, at a minimum, simultaneously, sign onto the Abraham Accords. Those Countries discussed are Saudi Arabia, The United Arab Emirates (already a Member!), Qatar, Pakistan, Türkiye, Egypt, Jordan, and Bahrain (already a Member!). It may be possible that one or two have a reason for not doing so, and that will be accepted, but most should be ready, willing, and able to make this Settlement with Iran a far more Historic Event than it would, otherwise, be. The Abraham Accords have proven to be, for the Countries involved (The United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Morocco, Sudan, and Kazakhstan), a Financial, Economic, and Social BOOM, even during this time of Conflict and War, with the current Members never even suggesting leaving, or taking so much as even a pause. The reason for this is that the Abraham Accords have been great for them, and will be even better for everybody, and bring true Power, Strength, and Peace to the Middle East for the first time in 5,000 years. It will be a Document respected like no other that has ever been signed, anywhere in the World. Its level of Importance and Prestige will be unparalleled! It should start with the immediate signing by Saudi Arabia and Qatar, and everybody else should follow suit. If they don’t, they should not be part of this Deal in that it shows bad intention. In speaking to numerous of the Great Leaders mentioned above, they would be honored, as soon as our Document is signed, to have the Islamic Republic of Iran as part of the Abraham Accords. Wow, now that would be something special! This will be the most important Deal that any of these Great, but always in Conflict Countries, will ever sign. Nothing in the past, or in the future, will surpass it. Therefore, I am mandatorily requesting that all Countries immediately sign the Abraham Accords, and that, if Iran signs its Agreement with me, as President of the United States of America, it would be an Honor to have them also be part of this unparalleled World Coalition. The Middle East would be United, Powerful, and Economically Strong, like perhaps no other area, anywhere in the World! By copy of this TRUTH, I am asking my Representatives to begin, and successfully complete, the process of signing these Countries into the already Historic Abraham Accords. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
May 25, 2026, 7:23 AM

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"See, I'm very smart. I know how to spell their names." (Original Post) dalton99a 16 hrs ago OP
How nicely vomitous for a Memorial Day morining. ms liberty 16 hrs ago #1
He did not write that...nt MiHale 16 hrs ago #2
Whoever wrote this muddle never heard the word malaise 15 hrs ago #4
Yeah, I can't handle reading that PatSeg 13 hrs ago #9
One of the minions did a cut-and-paste job on the list of names, but Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #3
Meh! 😀 malaise 15 hrs ago #5
Insane from top to bottom. Kid Berwyn 15 hrs ago #6
My High School English teacher would scratch it up in red ink, malaise 14 hrs ago #8
Psst, Donny! Your Random Capitalization makes you look Very Unserious. tanyev 15 hrs ago #7
I just scroll to the "Thank you for your attention in this matter." Conjuay 13 hrs ago #10
Looks like AI slop writing kimbutgar 13 hrs ago #11
Unreadable due to lack of paragraphs. 3catwoman3 12 hrs ago #12
You didn't miss a thing. dalton99a 12 hrs ago #14
USA! USA! USA! (he forgot did it for him) republianmushroom 12 hrs ago #13

malaise

(298,189 posts)
4. Whoever wrote this muddle never heard the word
Mon May 25, 2026, 09:21 AM
15 hrs ago

paragraph for starters. They can’t even get the form right, let alone the content.

PatSeg

(53,602 posts)
9. Yeah, I can't handle reading that
Mon May 25, 2026, 11:39 AM
13 hrs ago

without paragraphs and in this case, it isn't worth the trouble.

Ocelot II

(131,313 posts)
3. One of the minions did a cut-and-paste job on the list of names, but
Mon May 25, 2026, 09:18 AM
15 hrs ago

neither he nor the designated minion has figured out the capitalization rules in the English language, or that "mandatorily requesting" is an oxymoron. Maybe that's because Trump himself is just a regular moron.

malaise

(298,189 posts)
5. Meh! 😀
Mon May 25, 2026, 09:28 AM
15 hrs ago

“mandatorily requesting" is an oxymoron
What do you expect from a kakistocracy of morons?

Kid Berwyn

(25,133 posts)
6. Insane from top to bottom.
Mon May 25, 2026, 09:43 AM
15 hrs ago

Negotiations with the Islamic Republic of Iran are proceeding nicely! It will only be a Great Deal for all or, no Deal at all — Back to the Battlefront and shooting, but bigger and stronger than ever before — And nobody wants that!

— Putin’s Puppet

malaise

(298,189 posts)
8. My High School English teacher would scratch it up in red ink,
Mon May 25, 2026, 11:02 AM
14 hrs ago

write her comments and add E- boo!😀

Conjuay

(3,110 posts)
10. I just scroll to the "Thank you for your attention in this matter."
Mon May 25, 2026, 11:46 AM
13 hrs ago

All the rest is -as always -
Gibberish.

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