Golf or a medical procedure (aka ‘dental visit’).

That's his excuse for missing the festivities in the Bahamas, but "all work and no play" will surely steer him onto the links for a round or two to relax and clear his brain. Ater all, Jr. will understand the need for a quick 3-hour break.

And then, if there was a fleeting thought to whip down to the Bahamas, there's all that schlepping of formalwear for both he and Malaria, and all that bother, etc. for just a few hours, so hardly worth the overwhelming effort and better to just stay in NJ because the flights to and fro would eat up so much extra time, etc., and Jr. will understand.

In other words, chump has no intention of doing anything on this weekend that he wouldn't do on any other, and how dare Jr. decide to marry on a Saturday of a 3-day weekend anyway? Jr. will have to understand.

Besides, he can just wait to go to Jr.'s next wedding.

How dare jr. get hitched anywhere else?

If the marriage was as on-again, off-again as the Iran war.

daddy might have a stroke and can't attend

and daddy is probably leaving everything in his will to himself

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He just doesn't care about anyone or anything in the world except himself and Ivanka who he has the hots for. Why would he go to a wedding where he wouldn't be the one and only center of attention?

If it wasn't Iran, it would be some other excuse. I'm surprised he even knows who Eric is. He barely knows Tiffany. He's never referred to Barron as "my son" or "our son" but he has said "Melania, she has a son." Father of the Year he ain't.

Suffern, NY, a small, back-water town in Rockland County, NY. A nondescript suburb of NYC.

Talking about raising SALT, the property tax deduction you can take on federal taxes, which, BTW, Paul Ryan (R) eliminated with the FIRST huge tax cut in in the FIRST TRUMP Administration.

But he can't attend Jr's wedding. Expecting news reports to display that he's playing golf.

That's all he had to say. But he is an idiot and so is his son for scheduling the wedding on Memorial Day.

I'm sure Jr. was only thinking about the 3 day weekend, not Memorial Day and all that it represents.

*trademark Donvict

happened in Braveheart. Donvict is missing out, Jr's bride looks like a much younger version of Melania.