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Midnight Writer

(25,772 posts) Thu May 21, 2026, 11:20 AM Thursday

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I am afraid I have to confess to a crime.

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I tried hard to hide it, but I have been a great admirer and fan of our President, Donald, J Trump, for decades. Watching him come down his golden escalator promising to fix it all was a rapturous experience for me.

So, naturally, when our President called on all patriots to come to DC to support him, hang Mike Pence, raid Congress, and overturn the results of the election, I was all in.

For years, I have kept silent about this, fearful of the lawfare revenge from Biden and the Dumocrats. But today, inspired by our President's own courage, I have decided to stand up and be counted.

Yes, I did it. I forcibly broke into the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021. While there, I desecrated the halls (and walls) with my own excrement, I kicked a cop repeatedly while my fellow patriots held him down, I stole a laptop from a desk, and I carried a sharp weapon that I intended to use on any Demoncrat that I could get a hold of.

I now realize that I should not have hid my crimes: I should have been proud of them. So today I am "doubling down", confessing my role on Jan 6 and declaring that I will eagerly do it again.

Now how do I get paid?

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I am afraid I have to confess to a crime. (Original Post) Midnight Writer Thursday OP

Good one! Walleye Thursday #1

Uh, This Is Too Close to Call, Reallly MineralMan Thursday #2

Ummm - you seem to have recognized it. Just sayin. ihaveaquestion Thursday #8

not much left. the pillow guy has applied for 30 million already. rampartd Thursday #3

I heard the pillow guy wants 400 million.... Sogo Thursday #16

You will first have to give back perfessor Thursday #4

Sounds like one of those typical MAGA/Antifa flip floppers to me. Marie Marie Thursday #15

I think you deserve millions$ for all the mental anguish which you had to endure for years in OGBuzz Thursday #5

Was needing to make number 2 when you were rioting Frasier Balzov Thursday #6

No, I have always been naturally full of shit. Even as an infant. Midnight Writer Thursday #10

You and Stephen of the Colbert Report. Bumbles Thursday #7

... orangecrush Thursday #9

I'm glad you were fighting for Al Gore, seeing that GW McIdiot's (R) congress was seated on Jan 6, 2001. n/t aggiesal Thursday #11

We should all make applications for payouts... ihaveaquestion Thursday #12

Same. SSJVegeta Thursday #13

"...how do I get paid?" LudwigPastorius Thursday #14

You should be paid in about two weeks. Harker 23 hrs ago #17

Great! I was afraid I was going to have to wait a long time like I did for my Trumpphone. Midnight Writer 12 hrs ago #18

Hey pal, True Dough 2 hrs ago #19

Walleye

(45,527 posts)

1. Good one!

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 11:24 AM

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MineralMan

(151,590 posts)

2. Uh, This Is Too Close to Call, Reallly

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 11:26 AM

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I think you need to make the satirical nature of it a little more obvious. Just saying.

ihaveaquestion

(4,804 posts)

8. Ummm - you seem to have recognized it. Just sayin.

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #2)

Thu May 21, 2026, 12:29 PM

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rampartd

(5,075 posts)

3. not much left. the pillow guy has applied for 30 million already.

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 11:26 AM

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Sogo

(7,319 posts)

16. I heard the pillow guy wants 400 million....

Reply to rampartd (Reply #3)

Thu May 21, 2026, 02:12 PM

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nt.

perfessor

(392 posts)

4. You will first have to give back

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 11:35 AM

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… all the Soros money you’ve been getting as a paid member of DU. No double dipping!

Marie Marie

(11,539 posts)

15. Sounds like one of those typical MAGA/Antifa flip floppers to me.

Reply to perfessor (Reply #4)

Thu May 21, 2026, 02:06 PM

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Antifa for the Soros bucks and MAGA for the Trump criminal cash. Just raking it all in...

OGBuzz

(653 posts)

5. I think you deserve millions$ for all the mental anguish which you had to endure for years in

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 11:37 AM

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keeping this from the evil Biden regime. Only Trump could fix it and he did!

Frasier Balzov

(5,108 posts)

6. Was needing to make number 2 when you were rioting

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Thu May 21, 2026, 12:05 PM

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just a happy coincidence?

Midnight Writer

(25,772 posts)

10. No, I have always been naturally full of shit. Even as an infant.

Reply to Frasier Balzov (Reply #6)

Thu May 21, 2026, 12:43 PM

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Frankly, in all the excitement, I could not swear that I was using my own excrement. But I figure there may be some bonus bucks in it for me so I'll give it a whirl.

Bumbles

(505 posts)

7. You and Stephen of the Colbert Report.

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 12:07 PM

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It's hard to lead such a duplicitous life, maintain your integrity and focus on your presentation. Kudos for coming forward. You deserve every bit you get.

orangecrush

(31,189 posts)

9. ...

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Thu May 21, 2026, 12:36 PM

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aggiesal

(10,919 posts)

11. I'm glad you were fighting for Al Gore, seeing that GW McIdiot's (R) congress was seated on Jan 6, 2001. n/t

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Thu May 21, 2026, 01:09 PM

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ihaveaquestion

(4,804 posts)

12. We should all make applications for payouts...

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 01:11 PM

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We HAVE been harmed after all - traumatized by the Orange Shitbird. They may have to respond to each one and maybe some of us will get something. We could also pledge to give the money to support democratic causes or institutions (if possible).

Wha'cha think?

SSJVegeta

(3,157 posts)

13. Same.

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Thu May 21, 2026, 01:18 PM

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LudwigPastorius

(15,024 posts)

14. "...how do I get paid?"

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Thu May 21, 2026, 01:28 PM

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Funny, but Trump considers the insurrectionists' pardons as payment in full.

The Slush Fund money is for him and his family members only.

Harker

(18,169 posts)

17. You should be paid in about two weeks.

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Fri May 22, 2026, 11:09 AM

23 hrs ago

Midnight Writer

(25,772 posts)

18. Great! I was afraid I was going to have to wait a long time like I did for my Trumpphone.

Reply to Harker (Reply #17)

Fri May 22, 2026, 10:54 PM

12 hrs ago

True Dough

(27,331 posts)

19. Hey pal,

Reply to Midnight Writer (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:31 AM

2 hrs ago

you might be a "loyal" foot soldier, but you are not part of the distinguished billionaire class, so your payment will come in the form of these:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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