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Miles Archer

(24,308 posts) Mon May 18, 2026, 08:00 PM 9 hrs ago

BREAKING: Congress approves $80 billion in funds to erect an anatomically correct 400 ft tall statue of Trump's ass

WASHINGTON: Congress just approved $80 billion in funding to erect an anatomically correct 400 foot tall statue of Donald Trump's ass. It will replace the Lincoln Memorial. Congressional Republicans were unanimous in their approval of the project.

When asked to comment, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham remarked "It's about fucking time."

Film at 11.

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BREAKING: Congress approves $80 billion in funds to erect an anatomically correct 400 ft tall statue of Trump's ass (Original Post) Miles Archer 9 hrs ago OP

Graham knows the internal structure very well. Traildogbob 9 hrs ago #1

Then they can all get their pictures taken kissing it. Irish_Dem 9 hrs ago #2

It's hard to tell what's real and what's satire anymore EnergizedLib 9 hrs ago #3

Quite a sight I imagine, with pigeons nesting in oasis 9 hrs ago #4

Plus $80 billion for 24/7 protection of Trump monuments and Trump properties worldwide dalton99a 9 hrs ago #5

Traildogbob

(13,160 posts)

1. Graham knows the internal structure very well.

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:08 PM

9 hrs ago

The best cozy corners.

Irish_Dem

(82,312 posts)

2. Then they can all get their pictures taken kissing it.

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Mon May 18, 2026, 08:08 PM

9 hrs ago

EnergizedLib

(3,146 posts)

3. It's hard to tell what's real and what's satire anymore

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Mon May 18, 2026, 08:15 PM

9 hrs ago

oasis

(53,975 posts)

4. Quite a sight I imagine, with pigeons nesting in

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:19 PM

9 hrs ago

the wrinkles.

dalton99a

(95,248 posts)

5. Plus $80 billion for 24/7 protection of Trump monuments and Trump properties worldwide

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:23 PM

9 hrs ago

"That's the least we as a country can do for the greatest American ever lived," says Speaker Johnson

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