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Orrex

(67,390 posts) Mon May 18, 2026, 08:15 AM 9 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Burned as a heretic by his beloved flock for ditching his Big Bullshit Faith event?

Politely drowned by Canadians for canceling The Columbia River Water Treaty?

Probed to death?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 9 hrs ago OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unnopened. niyad 9 hrs ago #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #3

We share your dream snd your hopes.. surfered 9 hrs ago #4

Yes!!! SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #6

Just curious, what brand? SocialDemocrat61 8 hrs ago #11

The Widow. I also have somee very nice prosecco as backup. niyad 7 hrs ago #12

May I suggest Santa Margherita Prosecco? surfered 6 hrs ago #15

Jose Cuervo. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #14

Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time today for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #2

;-{) ALIEN ENCOUNTER Goonch 9 hrs ago #5

No but malaise 9 hrs ago #7

What's to come soon, Trumpie... hlthe2b 9 hrs ago #8

Aw, poor turtle 🐢 MustLoveBeagles 5 hrs ago #18

Suffocated on his binky. He sucked too much. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #9

This message was self-deleted by its author SocialDemocrat61 8 hrs ago #10

Keeping Hope Alive. BurnDoubt 7 hrs ago #13

Tell me more about that probe. Sounds interesting... CTyankee 6 hrs ago #16

Fell asleep at the golf cart wheel Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #17

Or Tiger Woods was driving MustLoveBeagles 5 hrs ago #19

Bwah -- even better! Two turds with one stone.... Blue Owl 4 hrs ago #21

Finds out You Can't Take It With You and dies of shock. Wicked Blue 4 hrs ago #20

Oh I lke that one! Orrex 3 hrs ago #23

Thanks Wicked Blue 2 hrs ago #24

Go blood clots LetMyPeopleVote 3 hrs ago #22

niyad

(134,016 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unnopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:16 AM

9 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,684 posts)

3. 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:22 AM

9 hrs ago

Waiting is tiresome. Come on, cholesterol!!!

surfered

(14,263 posts)

4. We share your dream snd your hopes..

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:26 AM

9 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

SheltieLover

(81,684 posts)

6. Yes!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:31 AM

9 hrs ago

SocialDemocrat61

(8,031 posts)

11. Just curious, what brand?

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2026, 10:06 AM

8 hrs ago

Dom Pérignon? Bollinger? Cristal? Krug?

Personally, I have an old bottle of Fresca. That's all he deserves. LOL

niyad

(134,016 posts)

12. The Widow. I also have somee very nice prosecco as backup.

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #11)

Mon May 18, 2026, 10:21 AM

7 hrs ago

The friends with whom I will celebrate all have assorted bubbly.

surfered

(14,263 posts)

15. May I suggest Santa Margherita Prosecco?

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Mon May 18, 2026, 11:19 AM

6 hrs ago

Reasonably priced. A group of us had a blind taste of champagnes. We snuck this one amongst French champagnes, including Vieux Clicquot, and it was the consensus winner to their shock.

twodogsbarking

(19,326 posts)

14. Jose Cuervo.

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #11)

Mon May 18, 2026, 11:11 AM

7 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,684 posts)

2. Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time today for the fortunate event to occur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:21 AM

9 hrs ago

Goonch

(5,581 posts)

5. ;-{) ALIEN ENCOUNTER

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:27 AM

9 hrs ago

Posted on Truth Social
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116591901587847680

The Aftermath

malaise

(297,921 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:46 AM

9 hrs ago

Things aren’t going well

hlthe2b

(114,671 posts)

8. What's to come soon, Trumpie...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 09:04 AM

9 hrs ago

We all hope the turtle is okay. You, well...

MustLoveBeagles

(17,218 posts)

18. Aw, poor turtle 🐢

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #8)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:10 PM

5 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(19,326 posts)

9. Suffocated on his binky. He sucked too much.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 09:59 AM

8 hrs ago

Response to Orrex (Original post)

SocialDemocrat61 This message was self-deleted by its author.

BurnDoubt

(1,908 posts)

13. Keeping Hope Alive.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 10:45 AM

7 hrs ago

Stay With It Orrex!

CTyankee

(68,470 posts)

16. Tell me more about that probe. Sounds interesting...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 11:44 AM

6 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,613 posts)

17. Fell asleep at the golf cart wheel

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 12:36 PM

5 hrs ago

MustLoveBeagles

(17,218 posts)

19. Or Tiger Woods was driving

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #17)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:11 PM

5 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,613 posts)

21. Bwah -- even better! Two turds with one stone....

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #19)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:27 PM

4 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(9,016 posts)

20. Finds out You Can't Take It With You and dies of shock.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:22 PM

4 hrs ago

Orrex

(67,390 posts)

23. Oh I lke that one!

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #20)

Mon May 18, 2026, 02:41 PM

3 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(9,016 posts)

24. Thanks

Reply to Orrex (Reply #23)

Mon May 18, 2026, 03:14 PM

2 hrs ago

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when he learns this,

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,996 posts)

22. Go blood clots

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 02:34 PM

3 hrs ago

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