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Orrex

(67,389 posts)
Sun May 17, 2026, 08:10 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Got lost in the West Wing, tried to call for help on a Trump phone, and starved?

Coronary upon learning that he doesn't actually own the parliamentarian?

Torn to shreds by the families of terminally ill patients denied Medicare hospice care?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
Stroking out on the 14th fairway. no_hypocrisy Yesterday #1
;-{) Xi gifts Trump Chinese special rose seeds Goonch Yesterday #2
Bwah! Blue Owl Yesterday #18
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #3
We all share your disappointment... surfered Yesterday #10
Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #14
Cripes, it has to be soon doesn't it? SheltieLover Yesterday #13
No but malaise Yesterday #4
This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Yesterday #5
He's likely to need hospice care soon IronLionZion Yesterday #6
Guillotined by a an economically stressed mob. surfered Yesterday #7
Nothing would bring me more joy Blue Owl Yesterday #19
Crushed by furniture that was thrown from the top of a tall building. Bullseye. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
Good one MustLoveBeagles 18 hrs ago #22
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Yesterday #9
Got an unexpected lesson in "affordability" when taken to visit a specially-chosen 'corner' grocery store.. hlthe2b Yesterday #11
Yikes 😳 MustLoveBeagles 18 hrs ago #23
Overwhelmed by angry bees? SheltieLover Yesterday #12
Awed by the magnificence of his 13 foot gold leafed statue at Doral Warpy Yesterday #15
Not yet... but he's getting very close. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck Yesterday #16
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Yesterday #17
trump's repeated "dental" visits are NOT for his teeth LetMyPeopleVote 23 hrs ago #20
Knocked down and out by the malaise 23 hrs ago #21
Door #2, Monty! True Dough 17 hrs ago #24

niyad

(134,016 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun May 17, 2026, 08:16 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,261 posts)
10. We all share your disappointment...
Sun May 17, 2026, 09:32 AM
Yesterday

And hope for a better tomorrow
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

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surfered

(14,261 posts)
7. Guillotined by a an economically stressed mob.
Sun May 17, 2026, 09:15 AM
Yesterday


The last straw was building a $1 billion ballroom and saying, “Let them watch us eat cake.”

Blue Owl

(59,613 posts)
19. Nothing would bring me more joy
Sun May 17, 2026, 12:36 PM
Yesterday

than his severed head rolling down Pennsylvania Ave.

twodogsbarking

(19,325 posts)
8. Crushed by furniture that was thrown from the top of a tall building. Bullseye.
Sun May 17, 2026, 09:28 AM
Yesterday

Vance was seen crying over the damage to his couch.

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hlthe2b

(114,667 posts)
11. Got an unexpected lesson in "affordability" when taken to visit a specially-chosen 'corner' grocery store..
Sun May 17, 2026, 09:40 AM
Yesterday


Warpy

(114,662 posts)
15. Awed by the magnificence of his 13 foot gold leafed statue at Doral
Sun May 17, 2026, 11:19 AM
Yesterday

is transfixed to the point he goes into shock from the lack of caffeine from Diet Cokes;.

Not quite transfixed enough by the statue, notices the PGA crowd pointing and laughing at one of the finest examples of tacky hubris on the planet, goes into an equally monumental rage and pops a few clots and drops dead.


clever sculptor and his studio staff have programmed the statue's plinth to give way when Fatso approaches within 5 feet. Plinth gives way, statue squashes him like a bug. When the tones of bronze and gold leaf are lifted off, nothing is left but a nasty grease stain slowly oozing into the soil.

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malaise

(297,913 posts)
21. Knocked down and out by the
Sun May 17, 2026, 02:19 PM
23 hrs ago

Parliamentarian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/17/federal-funding-trump-ballroom-jeopardy-senate-ruling

A US Senate official on Saturday removed security funding that could be used for Donald Trump’s planned $400m White House ballroom from a massive spending package, Democratic lawmakers said, imperiling Republican efforts to devote taxpayer money to the contentious project.

The decision by the Senate’s parliamentarian, Elizabeth MacDonough, deals a blow to Trump and his administration, which has sought the money for security purposes related to the ballroom.

Trump has said construction of the ballroom will be funded by private donors. But Senate Republicans are seeking $1bn in taxpayer funding to the Secret Service for security upgrades, including the ballroom.





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