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Orrex

(67,364 posts)
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:06 AM 6 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Opened the emergency exit by mistake while heading to the bathroom on Air Force One?

Popped like a diarrhea-filled balloon when they drew his blood at his annual physical held quarterly?

Took a bullet for the US instead of, you know, pretending to be slightly nicked on his ear?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 6 hrs ago OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 6 hrs ago #1
Soon... SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #5
Now would be good. I can clear my schedule for today. niyad 5 hrs ago #6
Joan Baez shares our dream... surfered 4 hrs ago #9
And she is retiring. niyad 4 hrs ago #11
We are all getting older..😢 surfered 4 hrs ago #15
This is true. But I wanted to cry when I saw her comment. niyad 3 hrs ago #22
Love, love, love ya, Joan! hlthe2b 4 hrs ago #16
You win the thread today malaise 3 hrs ago #28
;-{) DUNCE IN THE MACHINE Goonch 6 hrs ago #2
No but malaise 6 hrs ago #3
Crushed under the weight of the collapsing US economy? SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #4
"has survived three attempts"??? The one at his golf course no shots niyad 5 hrs ago #7
Trump teases release of UFO files surfered 5 hrs ago #8
Stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot himself. 2MuchNoise 4 hrs ago #10
That would be a sight to behold! niyad 4 hrs ago #12
On holiday in the UK... BurnDoubt 4 hrs ago #13
" 'Best beware, bloated, arrogant one..." hlthe2b 4 hrs ago #14
BONUS no_hypocrisy 3 hrs ago #17
Sadly, couchhumper could sign those pardons. niyad 3 hrs ago #27
No, but we are one day closer. hamsterjill 3 hrs ago #18
If he were not such an asshole, millions would not be waiting! niyad 3 hrs ago #26
He's a special kind of asshole in my opinion. hamsterjill 2 hrs ago #29
He is indeed in aa class by himself. Evil, greedy, grandiose, insecure, niyad 2 hrs ago #30
Got to experience firsthand China's policy of executing pedophiles Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #19
I like that. niyad 3 hrs ago #25
Nope. Just declared mentally unfit, is all. lindysalsagal 3 hrs ago #20
Sadly, though, even if that were to happen, he would still be wasting OUR niyad 3 hrs ago #24
Nice find. It's a well respected journal and even if... NNadir 1 hr ago #34
Wanderiing on the highway and picked up by Thelma and Louise. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #21
I like that! niyad 3 hrs ago #23
Any scenario that involves trump "wandering off" seems increasingly likely Blue Owl 2 hrs ago #31
Is he dead yet? LetMyPeopleVote 2 hrs ago #32
Nyet. Damn. 58Sunliner 1 hr ago #33

niyad

(133,884 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:09 AM
6 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,176 posts)
9. Joan Baez shares our dream...
Wed May 13, 2026, 08:31 AM
4 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Goonch

(5,539 posts)
2. ;-{) DUNCE IN THE MACHINE
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:10 AM
6 hrs ago


TRUMP ATTEMPTS TO MONETIZE PARTS FROM
NIXON BOWLING ALLEY: A private, single-lane alley located directly beneath the North Portico of the White House residence. It was installed in 1969 for the personal use of President Nixon and his family.

SheltieLover

(81,595 posts)
4. Crushed under the weight of the collapsing US economy?
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:13 AM
6 hrs ago

Took a bullet for the country?

Https://democraticunderground.com/100221232477




niyad

(133,884 posts)
7. "has survived three attempts"??? The one at his golf course no shots
Wed May 13, 2026, 07:21 AM
5 hrs ago

were even fired. The one at the dinner wasn't even on the same floor.

BurnDoubt

(1,884 posts)
13. On holiday in the UK...
Wed May 13, 2026, 08:57 AM
4 hrs ago

I was horrified at the execution of a woman accused of harboring Priests and Papists.
Placed on her back with a stone under back and a door placed on top then slowly loaded with heavy stones until it was no longer necessary.
They certainly had a knack for Torture.
I’d settle for public humiliation and shunning along with homelessness for the rest of his life.
I regret that he has caused me to at times question my commitment to non-violence.
But like you, dear Orrex, I await the day.

no_hypocrisy

(55,314 posts)
17. BONUS
Wed May 13, 2026, 09:17 AM
3 hrs ago

If he doesn't survive to 2029, i.e., premature death, he likely won't have signed off on all the pardons. Kids, in-laws, cabinet members, etc. all face trials and possible convictions and returning all that money and stuff.

hamsterjill

(17,731 posts)
18. No, but we are one day closer.
Wed May 13, 2026, 09:27 AM
3 hrs ago

Time waits for no man.

The only person that I know of who literally millions are waiting for the announcement. I could be sad for someone like that IF he were not such an asshole. So...

I am what I am.

hamsterjill

(17,731 posts)
29. He's a special kind of asshole in my opinion.
Wed May 13, 2026, 10:25 AM
2 hrs ago

Honestly, I don't ever remember myself wishing anyone else to just get out of the way. But for him, I'm making an exception. He enjoys brutalizing, creating fear and suffering, and on top of it all - he is just plain STUPID!

niyad

(133,884 posts)
30. He is indeed in aa class by himself. Evil, greedy, grandiose, insecure,
Wed May 13, 2026, 10:32 AM
2 hrs ago

and needy in an incredibly deadly combination.

lindysalsagal

(22,988 posts)
20. Nope. Just declared mentally unfit, is all.
Wed May 13, 2026, 09:59 AM
3 hrs ago
https://www.bmj.com/content/393/bmj.s905

News
Trump mental health: 30 senior US doctors declare president mentally unfit
BMJ 2026; 393 doi: https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.s905 (Published 11 May 2026)
Cite this as: BMJ 2026;393:s905

Tom Moberly
Thirty US psychiatrists and other doctors specialising in mental health have signed a statement declaring President Donald Trump mentally unfit to serve, warning that his ability to launch nuclear weapons is a “danger” to the world.

The signatories say that Trump’s behaviour over the past year has shown “objectively observable signs of serious medical concern.”

They cited examples of his “marked deterioration in cognitive functioning,” “episodes of apparent somnolence during critical public proceedings,” “severely impaired judgment and impulse control,” and “significant loss of self-control,” as well as “grandiose and delusional beliefs, including assertions of infallibility, imagery of himself as Pope suggestive of a divine mission.”

The doctors called for Trump’s immediate removal from office, arguing that he presents a “clear and present danger” to the whole world.

niyad

(133,884 posts)
24. Sadly, though, even if that were to happen, he would still be wasting OUR
Wed May 13, 2026, 10:13 AM
3 hrs ago

oxygen, OUR resources at every level, and he would still be the bright, shiny thing.

NNadir

(38,500 posts)
34. Nice find. It's a well respected journal and even if...
Wed May 13, 2026, 11:49 AM
1 hr ago

...it's a news item, it's important.

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