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Orrex

(67,362 posts) Tue May 12, 2026, 06:55 AM 7 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Implemented new Anti-Woke policy by falling asleep? Forever?

Coronary while chasing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Bent forward to kiss his beloved reflection and drowned in The Reflecting Pool?

Just fucking died already, for literally ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 7 hrs ago OP

;-{) CONSUMED BY TORNADOES Goonch 7 hrs ago #1

Looks like a FF5* rated tornado Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #12

No but malaise 7 hrs ago #2

22-foot, golden statue of trump at one of his Florida golf courses falls over Emile 7 hrs ago #3

there are so many wonderful possibilities of karmic endings for this supreme motherfucker LymphocyteLover 6 hrs ago #6

No, but Coldwater 7 hrs ago #4

at one point I could see him being fatally attracted to his own reflection, but I think now, even he knows LymphocyteLover 6 hrs ago #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 6 hrs ago #7

We share your dream. Someday soon... surfered 6 hrs ago #9

Soon! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #10

Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event today. SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #8

Nope, he just smells that way, all the time. Buddyzbuddy 5 hrs ago #11

Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow... hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #13

That thing looks vicious and strangely cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles 5 hrs ago #15

Those reared by hand actually are cute and friendly little creatures... hlthe2b 4 hrs ago #16

Thanks for the info MustLoveBeagles 4 hrs ago #17

🤣 Joinfortmill 5 hrs ago #14

Went to Fort Knox and had all the gold loaded on Bonejet One. Insisted on piloting the craft alone and crashed into twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #18

The overused rage-tweeting fingers develop bood clots Wicked Blue 3 hrs ago #19

Goonch

(5,532 posts)

1. ;-{) CONSUMED BY TORNADOES

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 06:56 AM

7 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,567 posts)

12. Looks like a FF5* rated tornado

Reply to Goonch (Reply #1)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

5 hrs ago

*(Fat Fuck 5)

malaise

(297,740 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:00 AM

7 hrs ago

He is stark raving mad

Emile

(43,161 posts)

3. 22-foot, golden statue of trump at one of his Florida golf courses falls over

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:05 AM

7 hrs ago

on top of trump, and crushing the old man to death.

LymphocyteLover

(10,093 posts)

6. there are so many wonderful possibilities of karmic endings for this supreme motherfucker

Reply to Emile (Reply #3)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:45 AM

6 hrs ago

Coldwater

(1,341 posts)

4. No, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:07 AM

7 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(10,093 posts)

5. at one point I could see him being fatally attracted to his own reflection, but I think now, even he knows

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:43 AM

6 hrs ago

how hideous he looks.

niyad

(133,841 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:58 AM

6 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,157 posts)

9. We share your dream. Someday soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

6 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,580 posts)

10. Soon!

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

6 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(81,580 posts)

8. Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event today.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

6 hrs ago

Buddyzbuddy

(2,844 posts)

11. Nope, he just smells that way, all the time.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:28 AM

5 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(114,545 posts)

13. Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:43 AM

5 hrs ago

Xi's trade representatives have assured staffers to tell Trump; "Not to worry... I'm sure none of those endangered little bats carry any new COVID-variant... Hell, MAGA, Rand Paul & RFK Jr, said they were not the source anyway, remember? Aren't they cute? Besides, all those trade deals, remember?"