then fill in a little Hitler mustache with a magic marker.

I’d have told them why I’d never shop there again and skedaddle…

Maybe it will get covered with bird poop. That would be an Improvement.

I just couldn't think of any other legitimate reason he'd be postured like that

I mean srsly, I would not give them one old penny. How could you even shop with that thing looming in the lot?

Looks like one could turn it into a urinal pretty easily .

I would have left without spending a dime.

There's a house nearby with 2 Trump statues. Someone keeps sticking dildos on the heads. Every week the dildos get bigger and brighter. You'd think the homeowner would have moved them by now. The last set has been there for 2 weeks. I think the jokester may have glued them on this time.

It's too skinny, the ankles are not the size of watermelons. and his hands are to big....

So that can't be him, really... lol

No way that's a "likeness" of Trump. Hands are too big, no wear near fat enough, standing up straight, suit doesn't look like it belongs on a big brother, no lift shoes, doesn't smell like shit, etc.