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Miles Archer

(24,145 posts)
Mon May 11, 2026, 10:14 AM 4 hrs ago

Mister Punch My Face: "People are stressed because Trump is taking every problem on earth and gone 100% at fixing it"

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Hassett on record low consumer sentiment: "President Trump is taking every problem on earth and gone 100% at fixing it, and I think that can be stressful for people to see so much change going on"

Hassett on record low consumer sentiment: "President Trump is taking every problem on earth and gone 100% at fixing it, and I think that can be stressful for people to see so much change going on"

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-11T13:16:58.767Z
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walkingman

(11,120 posts)
4. Pretty sure he was part of the "farm system" of officials from the George W. Bush administration.
Mon May 11, 2026, 10:29 AM
4 hrs ago

Although they like to say they were "traditional" conservatives in reality just ass-kissers.

Ocelot II

(131,134 posts)
5. Hey, Kevin. Can I call you Kevin? Or should I be more formal and call you Director Asshat?
Mon May 11, 2026, 10:31 AM
4 hrs ago

In any event, Director Kevin Asshat, I'd like a word. Actually, it's a question: Do you really, really like the smell of Trump's farts and the taste of his ball sweat? Because you're spending an awful lot of time in that region, and the problem is that when you're down there tickling the Big Guy's taint you can't read charts or analyze numbers or even hear Lindsey Graham whining, "Hey, Kevin, it's my turn! I need to get my head in there at least up to the ears or he won't invite me to his birthday party!" But maybe all that gas that you can't get enough of has a psychotropic effect that makes you hallucinate Jesus telling you Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being you've ever known in your life, plus he's an economic genius who can even distinguish a squirrel from a rhinoceros. But when he's gone, Kevin, what are you going to do with your sad, stupid life?

City Lights

(26,009 posts)
7. Rapist never seems to run out of jesters willing to make fools of themselves
Mon May 11, 2026, 10:40 AM
4 hrs ago

across the globe.

Hey Joe

(779 posts)
9. Except no sentient human being watching
Mon May 11, 2026, 11:36 AM
3 hrs ago

this ongoing worldwide catastrophe believes
a fuck’’n word spewing out of your smiling
pie hole Hassett.
We have eyes and ears !

Bettie

(19,837 posts)
10. OH! I get it...when he says "fixing it" he means
Mon May 11, 2026, 11:49 AM
3 hrs ago

fixing as rigging it for the wealthiest in the country to "win" everything they want, which is literally, well, everything.

Initech

(109,188 posts)
12. That is not his job. Nowhere in the constitution does it say it is.
Mon May 11, 2026, 12:01 PM
2 hrs ago

Please go fuck all of the way off and eat shit, Hassett.

Vinca

(54,290 posts)
13. Do they inject them with something that turns them into a loyal pet with no ability to think?
Mon May 11, 2026, 12:01 PM
2 hrs ago
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