Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

A fitting end would be for the Fort Knox gold bars to come crashing down and crush him to smithereens

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221231617

turn to gold. So would he but it would kill him. 😀

I would love that…..

Too cool😀

So cute

on to the knife he was holding…penetrating what was left of his withered brain…killing him instantly.

Credit to Oscar Wilde

which had been refilled with blue Jello

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

But the idea of "Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first" is really intriguing.