An open letter to the Iranian leadership:

As-salamu alaykum.

I have the solution to the dilemma our countries face.

Perhaps you should offer President Trump approval to build a Trump Tower in Tehran, four golf resorts at places of his choosing in Iran, and beachfront condos along the Gulf.

In return, he would give you American nuclear weapon technology, assistance to build your own nuclear arsenal, and a pledge to never block the Strait of Hormuz.