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Orrex

(67,358 posts)
Sun May 10, 2026, 08:56 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Drowned in cash taken from asshats who paid $500 for a phone that was never gonna happen?

Inhaled dried poop from the rodents infesting that ugly rats' nest atop his shriveled head?

Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day?


Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
;-{) Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire Goonch Yesterday #1
Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day? malaise Yesterday #2
Wandered off onto the tarmac and sucked into a Frontier Airlines jet engine Blue Owl Yesterday #3
You win the thread malaise Yesterday #6
Bad news is the engine was completely destroyed beyond repair Blue Owl Yesterday #15
... Initech Yesterday #19
Gave Melania a card for Mother's Day SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #4
Actually, wrote "To Malaria" by mistake. generalbetrayus Yesterday #12
My sole qualification: no_hypocrisy Yesterday #5
He really should have to suffer the way he has made others suffer Grim Chieftain Yesterday #10
No but malaise Yesterday #7
Not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur! SheltieLover Yesterday #8
Killed by the mothers of his pedophilia victims RainCaster Yesterday #9
Has lunch with vengeful Kristi Noem. generalbetrayus Yesterday #11
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #13
The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic Wicked Blue Yesterday #14
Nicely played malaise Yesterday #16
How long will it take before.. well.. you know... 🙏 LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #17
My god just throw that rotted carcass into a casket already and fucking bury it Blue Owl Yesterday #21
"Don't know, but he gave me a 'friggin' migraine this morning..." hlthe2b Yesterday #18
Aw MustLoveBeagles 19 hrs ago #22
Air Force 1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy replaced it with rad new system? Initech Yesterday #20

SocialDemocrat61

(7,978 posts)
4. Gave Melania a card for Mother's Day
Sun May 10, 2026, 09:18 AM
Yesterday

but wrote ‘To Marla’ by mistake. It didn’t end well.

no_hypocrisy

(55,291 posts)
5. My sole qualification:
Sun May 10, 2026, 09:23 AM
Yesterday

I don”t want him to die in his sleep.

I want him to know that he’s dying, preferably over hours.

Grim Chieftain

(1,985 posts)
10. He really should have to suffer the way he has made others suffer
Sun May 10, 2026, 10:45 AM
Yesterday

Dying in his sleep is too quick and easy.

niyad

(133,815 posts)
13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun May 10, 2026, 12:17 PM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Wicked Blue

(9,007 posts)
14. The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic
Sun May 10, 2026, 12:32 PM
Yesterday

and if he, T-rump, sh*ts in the woods.

T-rump's head begins to spin rapidly and falls off.

A fanged demon with orange hair emerges, hissing "I'm replacing Satan. And I'm going to be the greatest Satan of all time. I'm going to put up gold drapes in the flaming ballroom and paint the river Styx blue and ..."

"You're boring as Hell," says the Pope, flinging holy water and watching it vanish in a puff of steam.

hlthe2b

(114,535 posts)
18. "Don't know, but he gave me a 'friggin' migraine this morning..."
Sun May 10, 2026, 02:40 PM
Yesterday

SHARE the MASSAGER! (a VERY shared sentiment!)

Initech

(109,189 posts)
20. Air Force 1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy replaced it with rad new system?
Sun May 10, 2026, 02:48 PM
Yesterday
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