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Orrex

(67,350 posts) Sat May 9, 2026, 07:10 AM 10 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Ruptured transverse colon caused by Roberts crawling even farther up his ass?

Disintegrated from orbit by UFOs eager to keep their secrets?

Then The Lord did wax wroth and cast down his golden idol upon him and his unholy holey ground?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 10 hrs ago OP

Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event . SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #1

;-{) AFTERLIFE Goonch 10 hrs ago #2

Here comes his nineteenth nervous breakdown. No little yellow pills left. twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #3

Oh, who's to blame? That man's just insane. 2MuchNoise 8 hrs ago #12

That would be nice. Harker 9 hrs ago #4

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 9 hrs ago #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 9 hrs ago #6

We share your dream... surfered 8 hrs ago #10

Yeah! Go live in a van down by the river! 2MuchNoise 8 hrs ago #13

So you're dreaming of a fancy ballroom, are you? Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #19

LOVED "the unholy holey ground" !!! niyad 9 hrs ago #7

lol! Orrex 9 hrs ago #8

Closer, much closer. TickTock. Joinfortmill 8 hrs ago #9

The Lord did wax wroth & cast down his (very very heavy) golden idol upon him..." hlthe2b 8 hrs ago #11

"You shall have no other gods before Me" surfered 7 hrs ago #14

Beamed up by a mysterious space orb Wicked Blue 7 hrs ago #15

Am I imagining this... Blue Owl 6 hrs ago #18

It's fun to daydream Wicked Blue 4 hrs ago #20

He needs to take more aspirin to stay healthy.. Omnipresent 6 hrs ago #16

36 days to the big 80 malaise 6 hrs ago #17

SheltieLover

(81,538 posts)

1. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event .

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:15 AM

10 hrs ago

Goonch

(5,508 posts)

2. ;-{) AFTERLIFE

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:19 AM

10 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(19,249 posts)

3. Here comes his nineteenth nervous breakdown. No little yellow pills left.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:40 AM

9 hrs ago

2MuchNoise

(839 posts)

12. Oh, who's to blame? That man's just insane.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Sat May 9, 2026, 09:04 AM

8 hrs ago

Harker

(18,077 posts)

4. That would be nice.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:41 AM

9 hrs ago

Dulcinea

(10,265 posts)

5. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:45 AM

9 hrs ago

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

niyad

(133,783 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:48 AM

9 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,114 posts)

10. We share your dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Sat May 9, 2026, 08:43 AM

8 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

2MuchNoise

(839 posts)

13. Yeah! Go live in a van down by the river!

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Sat May 9, 2026, 09:06 AM

8 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,542 posts)

19. So you're dreaming of a fancy ballroom, are you?

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Sat May 9, 2026, 11:30 AM

5 hrs ago

niyad

(133,783 posts)

7. LOVED "the unholy holey ground" !!!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:50 AM

9 hrs ago

Orrex

(67,350 posts)

8. lol!

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:52 AM

9 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,577 posts)

9. Closer, much closer. TickTock.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 08:26 AM

8 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(114,501 posts)

11. The Lord did wax wroth & cast down his (very very heavy) golden idol upon him..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 08:48 AM

8 hrs ago

... resulting in a worldwide leap of faith- er, rather CELEBRATION!

surfered

(14,114 posts)

14. "You shall have no other gods before Me"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 09:45 AM

7 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(9,005 posts)

15. Beamed up by a mysterious space orb

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 9, 2026, 10:12 AM

7 hrs ago

Two minutes later, the orb spat him out.
He landed on his noggin.
Ta-ta!

Blue Owl

(59,542 posts)

18. Am I imagining this...

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #15)

Sat May 9, 2026, 11:20 AM

6 hrs ago

Or was there not a Simpson’s episode where Homer was being beamed up, but the beam was straining and having difficulty with his morbid obesity? Anyways, I’m imagining the same thing with Golfcart von Fatfuck…