Say, repiggy....want to be a hero in the annals of American history?

It a very small window. You have a chance to tell Fat Fuck Don to fuck the fuck off…..you’ll be able to run for the president of the USA…..just because you made hilstory for being the 1st one with a spine

And you better get on It before Lindsey realizes it’s an opportunity

Or before Fuckface dies. Oh, and no stars if you let him die before you grew a pair.

Do I sound angry? Nah…..I just had my 1st Mojito of 2026. The mint flavor brings the best out of me.