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choie

(6,987 posts) Thu May 7, 2026, 06:32 PM 14 hrs ago

Oh so Kyle Rittenhouse is blaming "the commies"

for being bitten by a spider? It is incredible how fucking crazy these people are.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/kyle-rittenhouse-rushed-hospital-blm-174611400.html

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Oh so Kyle Rittenhouse is blaming "the commies" (Original Post) choie 14 hrs ago OP

I suppose if it had been a rattlesnake he'd blame a DEM/Liberal EVE? hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #1

It's very unfortunate that he survived. JBTaurus83 14 hrs ago #2

The venom destroyed his last neurons. Dave Bowman 14 hrs ago #3

The eight-legged menace is actually great at eliminating pests Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #4

Watch out Kyle! There's a commie under your bed. dedl67 14 hrs ago #5

my condolences for the unfortunate spider Eugene 14 hrs ago #6

I'm as left as any Latte-sipping Seattle Progressive, and I don't know a single Communist. maxsolomon 14 hrs ago #7

Toxic masculinity Sweet Rosie Red 13 hrs ago #8

Can we toss a viper and a cobra down the front of his T shirt. And then see what happens ? magicarpet 13 hrs ago #9

Mommy mommy! Commies purr-rat beauty 13 hrs ago #10

It was a Commie spider. You could tell by the red hour glass on its abdomen. An Antifa spider. surfered 13 hrs ago #11

He thinks a brown recluse is an Ivy League student with no social life. Gaugamela 13 hrs ago #12

Brown recluse: Я -- паук. sakabatou 13 hrs ago #13

This guy is a bad cartoon. nt GenThePerservering 12 hrs ago #14

Must have been canetoad 12 hrs ago #15

So the site boingboing.net has the best: "Spider's Mouth Infected by Kyle Rittenhouse" LOL hlthe2b 11 hrs ago #16

A " commie spider " ? electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #17

He wouldn't know a communist if it bit him on the... Iggo 10 hrs ago #18

He didn't blame "commies" for the spider bite. Jedi Guy 9 hrs ago #19

Yep. It''s pretty clear none of the other commenters in this thread read the article. onenote 9 hrs ago #20

Yes, that's right, I was intentionally misleading people. choie 1 hr ago #22

Did he cry all the way to the hospital? Talitha 9 hrs ago #21

That spider had every right to defend itself. Tommy Carcetti 1 hr ago #23

hlthe2b

(114,488 posts)

1. I suppose if it had been a rattlesnake he'd blame a DEM/Liberal EVE?

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 06:35 PM

14 hrs ago

JBTaurus83

(1,639 posts)

2. It's very unfortunate that he survived.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 06:35 PM

14 hrs ago

Dave Bowman

(7,393 posts)

3. The venom destroyed his last neurons.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 06:37 PM

14 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,530 posts)

4. The eight-legged menace is actually great at eliminating pests

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 06:43 PM

14 hrs ago

Shame it didn't quite succeed this time...

dedl67

(240 posts)

5. Watch out Kyle! There's a commie under your bed.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 06:49 PM

14 hrs ago

Just waiting for you to fall asleep.

Eugene

(67,249 posts)

6. my condolences for the unfortunate spider

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 07:02 PM

14 hrs ago

maxsolomon

(39,084 posts)

7. I'm as left as any Latte-sipping Seattle Progressive, and I don't know a single Communist.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 07:05 PM

14 hrs ago

I know that SWP types exist but they're gadflies whose raison d'etre is to short-circuit public meetings.

Sweet Rosie Red

(127 posts)

8. Toxic masculinity

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 07:12 PM

13 hrs ago

oozes from this loser, covering for his shame and self hatred. And maybe his micro dick?

magicarpet

(19,253 posts)

9. Can we toss a viper and a cobra down the front of his T shirt. And then see what happens ?

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 07:13 PM

13 hrs ago

Maybe he would be bitten 15 to 20 X.

purr-rat beauty

(1,387 posts)

10. Mommy mommy! Commies

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 07:25 PM

13 hrs ago

Why is this putz not getting his patriot on fighting in IRAN?

What a pathetic incel....with an itchy trigger finger

Come on karma!

surfered

(14,088 posts)

11. It was a Commie spider. You could tell by the red hour glass on its abdomen. An Antifa spider.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 07:30 PM

13 hrs ago

Gaugamela

(3,561 posts)

12. He thinks a brown recluse is an Ivy League student with no social life.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 08:02 PM

13 hrs ago

sakabatou

(46,286 posts)

13. Brown recluse: Я -- паук.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 08:03 PM

13 hrs ago

GenThePerservering

(3,615 posts)

14. This guy is a bad cartoon. nt

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 08:27 PM

12 hrs ago

canetoad

(20,947 posts)

15. Must have been

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 08:37 PM

12 hrs ago

A Redback.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider

hlthe2b

(114,488 posts)

16. So the site boingboing.net has the best: "Spider's Mouth Infected by Kyle Rittenhouse" LOL

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 09:52 PM

11 hrs ago

https://boingboing.net/2026/05/07/spiders-mouth-infected-by-kyle-rittenhouse.html

electric_blue68

(27,183 posts)

17. A " commie spider " ?

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 10:18 PM

10 hrs ago

Iggo

(50,026 posts)

18. He wouldn't know a communist if it bit him on the...

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 10:59 PM

10 hrs ago

Oh, wait a minute.

Jedi Guy

(3,491 posts)

19. He didn't blame "commies" for the spider bite.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 11:07 PM

9 hrs ago

He said "the communists" couldn't take him out and neither would the spider bite.

How that got twisted into blaming "the commies" for the bite is beyond me but it's very clearly neither what he said nor what he meant.

And it seems a lot of people didn't bother to read the article and just uncritically accepted the framing in the OP even though it made zero sense. There's a lesson there but alas, it's a very depressing one...

onenote

(46,216 posts)

20. Yep. It''s pretty clear none of the other commenters in this thread read the article.

Reply to Jedi Guy (Reply #19)

Thu May 7, 2026, 11:17 PM

9 hrs ago

Whether the OP was intentionally misleading or not I will leave to others to decide.

choie

(6,987 posts)

22. Yes, that's right, I was intentionally misleading people.

Reply to onenote (Reply #20)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:07 AM

1 hr ago

No, I misread it - it’s called a mistake - perhaps you never made one, but I’m human.

Sorry to EVERYONE ELSE. For my error.

Talitha

(8,131 posts)

21. Did he cry all the way to the hospital?

Reply to choie (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 11:22 PM

9 hrs ago

Brown recluse bites are supposed to be pretty painful.
Good.
I hope that little punk suffers and then loses his trigger finger.

Tommy Carcetti

(44,579 posts)

23. That spider had every right to defend itself.

Reply to choie (Original post)

Fri May 8, 2026, 07:52 AM

1 hr ago

I fully expect it to be acquitted of all charges.

I just would encourage it to ham it up a bit while on the stand for good measure.

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