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mnmoderatedem

(3,913 posts)
Thu May 7, 2026, 05:34 PM 15 hrs ago

Kash Patel in "panic mode"


Breaking on MSNBC. Apparently freaking out about losing his job. Panicking and demanding polygraphs for those within who blew the whistle on his alarming drinking stories.

And here I am without my violin

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Kash Patel in "panic mode" (Original Post) mnmoderatedem 15 hrs ago OP
If only i had a bottle of Kash Patel bourbon to celebrate his demise dem4decades 15 hrs ago #1
nah mnmoderatedem 15 hrs ago #3
From what I saw it's just rebranded woodford reserve fujiyamasan 14 hrs ago #9
Don't you mean Ka$h Patel Woodford Reserve bourbon? Bo Zarts 12 hrs ago #19
Just a sneak preview for him of life after his goombah boss keels over (soon)... Moostache 15 hrs ago #2
Bye bye malaise 15 hrs ago #4
⬇️ sprinkleeninow 15 hrs ago #5
Don't worry. If Trump sacks him he'll be replaced by someone even worse. Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #6
Once he's out of there and the scandal breaks wide open, can you imagine the reporting? hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #7
My violin is plumb worn out. jeffreyi 14 hrs ago #8
Tell it to AA, Kash . . . . . no_hypocrisy 14 hrs ago #10
I'm looking forward to learning how much Hassler 13 hrs ago #11
Good Susan Calvin 13 hrs ago #12
I have my violin, but it's extremely small, out of tune, and missing a string. AZLD4Candidate 13 hrs ago #13
He knows just how to deal with a panic attack ToxMarz 13 hrs ago #14
I sold my violin to buy gas. BlueSpot 13 hrs ago #15
Winner, winner, Chicken dinner!!! Talitha 9 hrs ago #21
a kazoo will do. Tetrachloride 13 hrs ago #16
Maybe he should take up drinking. NameAlreadyTaken 13 hrs ago #17
I got a "whoopee cushion" I can loan ya. 3Hotdogs 12 hrs ago #18
It never fails to amuse me odins folly 12 hrs ago #20

fujiyamasan

(1,983 posts)
9. From what I saw it's just rebranded woodford reserve
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:50 PM
14 hrs ago

He doesn’t have the talent to be a distiller. He’s like Trump, just lending his name to something.

But of course without the name. lol

Moostache

(11,262 posts)
2. Just a sneak preview for him of life after his goombah boss keels over (soon)...
Thu May 7, 2026, 05:37 PM
15 hrs ago

Kash? No one EVER thought you were qualified to do anything in the first place, but we will certainly enjoy watching you do time in prison for your crimes and general pop gets to introduce you to the concept of prison life up close and extremely personal.

Ocelot II

(131,110 posts)
6. Don't worry. If Trump sacks him he'll be replaced by someone even worse.
Thu May 7, 2026, 05:43 PM
15 hrs ago

The barrel has no bottom.

hlthe2b

(114,488 posts)
7. Once he's out of there and the scandal breaks wide open, can you imagine the reporting?
Thu May 7, 2026, 06:33 PM
14 hrs ago

Of course MAGATs can't really face the lifelong (or even "minute's long" ) shame that a Dem would under similar circumstance, so he'll be right back on a podcast or some such RW-targeted idiocy.

odins folly

(629 posts)
20. It never fails to amuse me
Thu May 7, 2026, 08:34 PM
12 hrs ago

These supposedly alfa males (intentionally misspelled) and stories about them panicking or freaked out about the possibility of losing their job.

I never worried, over a 20 year span, about losing my job. Why you might ask, simple, I did the job I was hired to do and then some, over and above.

That, and the fact I wasn’t a colossal fuck-up grifter piece of shit.

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