I aced the S.A.T's and my IQ test as well as every
Other test I’ve been given. When I was in dental school, many of the instructors asked me for clinical advice and I graduated first in my class, receiving grades which had never ever been seen by anyone before.
When I entered clinical practice, people who observed my results would literally gasp in amazement and big strong men would come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, “Doctor, sir, I didn’t think it was humanly possible to create such beauty.” DaVinci and Rembrandt were said to be the greatest of their times, but many tell me that they think that I’m more artistic. Maybe, I guess maybe I might be.
I am very critical of the design of dental equipment and supplies: I know more about this technology than anyone and I know more about disease and the science of pathologies than anyone. I am the master of curing people of any ailment, although I confine myself to the oral cavity because my beautiful wife prefers it that way. She’s an Einstein-level person and knows twelve languages and the history of a hundred countries to the nth degree.
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Now imagine I was saying this on a daily basis: I would be measured for a straitjacket and having my license suspended indefinitely. People would be both laughing at me and shaking their heads in disbelief that anyone was so capable of clearly lying continuously. I would be the subject of countless denigrating dinner conversations and the butt of every joke. Just outrageous.
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that listening to such a rant while in your chair, with my mouth propped open, would compel me to find a new dentist.
Good example!
Did you ace the cognitive exam??? 
Great post! 
great post! 
You may well be telling the truth. 
