Unintentionally smothered by his worshippers plastering maxi pads all over his face, just in case he was hit during the great "attempt."

Or maybe they were afraid his fugly orange mug would crack from his smarmy smirk.

Either way, it was the 1st time any of them had EVER done anything useful. Of course they are too stupid to realize it.

which he snatched off J.D. Vance's plate as they were being escorted out by a Secret Service agent, who noticed he was choking but didn't do the Heimlich maneuver on account of being just sick of all his shit?

Link to tweet

Can you imagine the negative ads and posters that would feature that image? LOL

It looks like the pussy is grabbing shady

...as everything else he touches and actually really gets him.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Well done, City Workers! (We'll remember you at your union renewal/negotiations.. )

Those poor kitties would get sick. 🤢

once again, heavy sigh of disappointment....

He is responsible for more deaths than I can count

We are one day closer.

Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah talked him into it but she denied culpability in seven languages.

slips a drop of something or other into T-rump's diet coke.

Closer by the second.