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JohnnyRingo

(20,940 posts)
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 09:52 AM 23 hrs ago

Summer fair time is upon us and I just thought of a money making idea.

Have you ever seen the fair booth with a punching bag? You give it your best shot and hope it scores a crappy prize. Substitute an orange bag that looks exactly like his head. Now I'd pay for that, and I'll bet you would too.

Going all in, if someone could stuff a real enough looking full body effigy of Trump, they could stand him up in the booth. Sound effects would be a plus for landing one on that all knowing gut of his. OOF! OW!! "Is that all you got?" "Melania hits harder than that", etc..

Charge a dollar a punch. Make it two. Might have to keep putting his head back on, but it'd be worth it. Give a stuffed animal to those who succeed in knocking his block off.

Call it "An interactive discussion with MAGA". That way a Trump lover can pay their buck to go up and actually kiss his ass. It wouldn't even be partisan like that, and you make money on both ends....so to speak.

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Summer fair time is upon us and I just thought of a money making idea. (Original Post) JohnnyRingo 23 hrs ago OP
I can donate cat fur NJCher 23 hrs ago #1
You call call it "the easiest million I ever made!" Turbineguy 23 hrs ago #2
Sounds good. Also, put a hole where he poops. chouchou 23 hrs ago #3
You made me laugh out loud, chouchou! Diamond_Dog 23 hrs ago #4
I'm not going to show that to my husband. chouchou 23 hrs ago #5
How about a DUzy!?! 2naSalit 20 hrs ago #6
Have you seen the price of hamburger these days?? Totally Tunsie 17 hrs ago #7
Your words are true. Alas..No trophy for me. chouchou 14 hrs ago #8
No contest here, chouchou, so no trophy in play. Totally Tunsie 14 hrs ago #9

NJCher

(43,337 posts)
1. I can donate cat fur
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 09:56 AM
23 hrs ago

From my ginger cat. Makes great trump “hair.”

I currently use it on protest signs and to protect plants from deer in my garden.

chouchou

(3,215 posts)
3. Sounds good. Also, put a hole where he poops.
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 10:02 AM
23 hrs ago

Stuff some crumbly wet hamburger in his rear.
When people punch him, the mixture can fly out his ass.."I knocked the shit out of him!"
(I expect a DU Award for this)

chouchou

(3,215 posts)
5. I'm not going to show that to my husband.
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 10:14 AM
23 hrs ago

"Dear God, where in the hell did THAT come...."

Totally Tunsie

(11,924 posts)
7. Have you seen the price of hamburger these days??
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 03:51 PM
17 hrs ago

I'd go with a can of dog food instead. chump ain't worth $15/pound!!

Totally Tunsie

(11,924 posts)
9. No contest here, chouchou, so no trophy in play.
Fri Apr 24, 2026, 07:16 PM
14 hrs ago

Your thoughts were imaginative and entertaining. It's just the dollar value that needs consideration!
The visual is...thought provoking.

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