His eyes are closed?
Nope. See the video, above.

He starts stinking?
Nope. He already stinks, from poopy diapers.

Melanoma smiles for the first time?
Maybe . . .

a big long string of drool coming out of the corner of his mouth would show his supporters just how weak and uncool he really is.

And, it would give us all something to mock and laugh at.

staying up all night posting deranged messages on Lies Social.

Okay, who did this? 🤣🤣

— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 2026-04-23T23:02:14.128Z

His reaction is identical to how people who fall asleep and suddenly wake up.

Perhaps the reason he keeps falling asleep during the day is he's tweeting all night long.

Of course it's not my job to stay awake for such functions, either. Clearly, F47 is no longer capable of performing even the simplest portions of what he deems to be the presidency. We The People fucked up so hard back in 2024.

Completely incapable of shame.

Our current resident of the Oval Office isn’t demented, he’s planning the next move for his 3D chess game.

Always working hard for the American people.

If this were Joe Biden, they'd be breaking into regularly scheduled programming right now with an emergency new breif to cover this.

The president literally passed out in front of people while he was supposed to be doing his job.