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bmichaelh

(1,214 posts)
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 09:48 AM 22 hrs ago

Tombstone quotation that could apply to Trump

When Doc Holliday describes Ringo.

A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.



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Tombstone quotation that could apply to Trump (Original Post) bmichaelh 22 hrs ago OP
Kick dalton99a 22 hrs ago #1
Yeah, fits trump for the most part... Wounded Bear 22 hrs ago #2
That's the story of his afterlife EYESORE 9001 21 hrs ago #3
I'll just go with: "Finally, an enforcement mechanism" Oliver Bolliver Butt 21 hrs ago #4
"He Never Wore a Tan Suit" usonian 21 hrs ago #5
My favorite: "Please wash hands after urinating" RainCaster 21 hrs ago #6
Accurate. evolves 20 hrs ago #7
Right on the money. I guess we can thank his Dad, at least in part. He also had a great mentor in Roy Cohn. Martin68 19 hrs ago #8
Excellent. Prairie_Seagull 19 hrs ago #9

Wounded Bear

(64,425 posts)
2. Yeah, fits trump for the most part...
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 09:55 AM
22 hrs ago

although trump has never really put himself on the line like those guys did.

"What does he want?"

"Revenge"

"For what?"

"Being born."

EYESORE 9001

(29,807 posts)
3. That's the story of his afterlife
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 10:33 AM
21 hrs ago

He’s gonna become a hungry ghost - probably one that craves excrement, yet his tiny, straw-like mouth parts won’t allow its consumption. It’s nearly impossible to accumulate any good karma in that realm, so it looks like he’s stuck for eternity.

usonian

(25,851 posts)
5. "He Never Wore a Tan Suit"
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:09 AM
21 hrs ago



Until the enraged American Public found it a sweeter revenge than sending him off to hell in tar and feathers.




Martin68

(27,902 posts)
8. Right on the money. I guess we can thank his Dad, at least in part. He also had a great mentor in Roy Cohn.
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 12:28 PM
19 hrs ago
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