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Orrex

(67,188 posts)
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 06:59 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out before he could pardon his accomplices?

Coronary because the media dared to focus briefly on Artemis II instead of on him and his tantrums?

Stomped his swollen feet so hard that the earth split open and swallowed him whole?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
;-{) ZAPPED Goonch Yesterday #1
Sorry if this has already been posted. Dorothy gets all the credit. no_hypocrisy Yesterday #2
Yea..... FarPoint Yesterday #13
Ordered KFC SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #3
The rare chicken that did not die in vain jfz9580m Yesterday #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #5
Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #8
PLEASE!!! niyad Yesterday #9
Ikr? Rfn!!! SheltieLover Yesterday #10
I have a dream.. surfered Yesterday #15
Fell off of the 25cent horsie outside the super market. twodogsbarking Yesterday #6
LMAO!!! There's something I haven't thought of for a while. That would be awesome. LymphocyteLover Yesterday #14
Fatal neck injury from flip-flopping between Iran war & eps? SheltieLover Yesterday #7
"He has made me REALLY MAD (and many many millions like me..." hlthe2b Yesterday #11
No but malaise Yesterday #12
Oscar Wilde ftw: Tanuki 22 hrs ago #16
Rolled I_UndergroundPanther 5 hrs ago #17

jfz9580m

(17,306 posts)
4. The rare chicken that did not die in vain
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:43 AM
Yesterday

Okay that is a terrible joke, but the general population is restive..

niyad

(132,825 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:49 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

hlthe2b

(114,090 posts)
11. "He has made me REALLY MAD (and many many millions like me..."
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:27 AM
Yesterday
...and he knows better than to make us ALL MAD! That knowledge and the subconscious fear leads to stress and that stress leads to... (well you know). He's a goner!"


I_UndergroundPanther

(13,373 posts)
17. Rolled
Sun Apr 12, 2026, 05:07 AM
5 hrs ago

Rolled over by a steam roller one of the big ones. It would be painful and slow and he would be forced to finally eat his own shit then die.

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