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♠️♥️♣️♦️ take your pick. 5 great Tweets from today (memes) (Original Post)
underpants
Friday
OP
Thanks. I saw the original tweet King was referring to but did not see his followup!
IrishAfricanAmerican
16 hrs ago
#10
efhmc
(16,754 posts)1. Clever.
Lifeafter70
(1,060 posts)2. Loved the husband and wife joke
Made me laugh out loud.
Solly Mack
(97,001 posts)3. I like them all.
calimary
(90,208 posts)4. All of these are good.
Hard to pick a favorite!
JoseBalow
(9,548 posts)5. "Sometimes dead is better"
― Stephen King, Pet Sematary
jfz9580m
(17,306 posts)6. I chuckled a bit at the Iran Army one
That one is really on the nose..
Yeah wtf..last year was all about the peace prize. I bet next year Trump demands to be christened Feminist of Century. Hey - the youngest Trump victim was only thirteen. That is at least a teenager. That is kind of feminist. At least by the Megyn Kelly standard.
hi underpants
underpants
(196,707 posts)7. Hi 👋

I wonder what happened to the secret present from Iran.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-iran-present-mystery-strait-of-hormuz-b2945506.html
White House staffers were reportedly left baffled by President Donald Trumps claim Tuesday that he had received a gift from Iran, about which he then refused to disclose anything further.
Theyre gonna make a deal, the president said of Tehran in the Oval Office as he swore in Markwayne Mullin as his new Homeland Security secretary, replacing Kristi Noem.
They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money, he added. Im not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize, and they gave it to us.
That meant one thing to me. Were dealing with the right people, he concluded.
The president was uncharacteristically tight-lipped about the details thereafter, but, having started a guessing game among the assembled press corps, did begrudgingly reveal a few clues.
Theyre gonna make a deal, the president said of Tehran in the Oval Office as he swore in Markwayne Mullin as his new Homeland Security secretary, replacing Kristi Noem.
They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money, he added. Im not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize, and they gave it to us.
That meant one thing to me. Were dealing with the right people, he concluded.
The president was uncharacteristically tight-lipped about the details thereafter, but, having started a guessing game among the assembled press corps, did begrudgingly reveal a few clues.
underpants
(196,707 posts)13. It was that they let a few ships through
so someone got to make money of their cargo.
Hes a moron.
malaise
(296,575 posts)8. These are great
Rec
spanone
(141,743 posts)9. K&R
IrishAfricanAmerican
(4,493 posts)10. Thanks. I saw the original tweet King was referring to but did not see his followup!
MustLoveBeagles
(16,655 posts)12. Kicking
We need a laugh




