the biggest damn party in the history of humankind!

I have half a bottle of Laphroaig at the ready, even if it means I get shitfaced for breakfast.

Give us a day to deal with the rest of the mess later. I’m hoping the whole fascist house of cards collapses quickly and the trials can begin… Every one of those fuckers enabled him and deserve to go down, too.

Just so we can be sure

same way with W Bush and Iraq.

He will post on Easter for the “Resurrection” and be his usual asshole self.

You are absolutely correct

Of course there would be a massive funeral. Republicans that gained office due to MAGA support will sign his praises. I think most Republicans would start to distance themselves from his memory. The Trump children will try to assume leadership of the cult but I think they would quickly be a minor voice and not be able to get the attention that their father did.

As for Vance. He would be taking over a very shakey presidency. He'd have an unpopular war that he doesn't believe in. How does he get out of it? His approval numbers might get a small bounce but if he would need to pivot quickly on getting rid of tarrifs and ending the war to try to drive prices down.

One of the things he could do to try to garner MAGA support would be to release all of the Epstein files. That would be interesting.

...which of course is still bullshit, but noticeable less extreme.

Oh happy day if it happens!

dancing with Mr. Dahlia.

to get Dubya drunk and tell him that since he's a republican, he is the one that has to stand in for Presidents Obama, Clinton and Biden at the funeral, because they ain't going

All around the world.