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Joinfortmill

(21,135 posts)
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 09:55 AM 21 hrs ago

Four Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House?

Here's a sampling of who gave the eulogies at their funerals:

Ronald Reagan: 2004 - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher
Gerald Ford: 2006 - President Jimmy Carter
George HW Bush: 2018 - Jon Meacham
Jimmy Carter (how could I forget, my apologies) - 2024 - President Joseph Biden

Who do you think might give a eulogy at Donald Trump's funeral?
Here are my top two choices: Lindsey Graham, if he's lucky: Otherwise, Michael Flynn

Don't hold back, people. Tell us who you really think.


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Four Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House? (Original Post) Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago OP
Putin? Blues Heron 21 hrs ago #1
Ha, good one. Joinfortmill 21 hrs ago #2
Maybe Vance Fiendish Thingy 21 hrs ago #3
Three GOP presidents--recalling the late Jimmy Carter IzzaNuDay 20 hrs ago #4
Whoa, good one. Joinfortmill 20 hrs ago #5
Three options: Mike Lindell, Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes hatrack 20 hrs ago #6
Kid Rock could sing a funeral version of BAWITDABA. Initech 18 hrs ago #19
Satan would do a great job. Irish_Dem 20 hrs ago #7
I assume Sean Hannity or the Shamwow guy Johonny 20 hrs ago #8
In a perfect world, Jack Smith, Lawrence O'Donnell & Keith Olberman SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #9
A giggling Hillary Rodham Clinton mr715 17 hrs ago #22
Yes! SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #23
Lindsey Graham, Mike Johnson, Stephen Miller Ocelot II 20 hrs ago #10
AI Hitler malaise 20 hrs ago #11
Yikes! Very fitting. Joinfortmill 20 hrs ago #13
AI Donald Trump. Do you think he wants to share the spotlight? Vinca 20 hrs ago #12
Haha malaise 15 hrs ago #25
I would be honored to do it myself. Midnight Writer 19 hrs ago #14
And I would love to hear it Joinfortmill 19 hrs ago #15
"Tom the Mime" of Seaworld Orlando fame! Enter stage left 19 hrs ago #16
It'll be Ivanka. She'll Erika Kirk her way through it, fake tears flvegan 19 hrs ago #17
Kid Rot Kid Berwyn 19 hrs ago #18
Do you think there are formal plans? Should people write up a complete program? usonian 18 hrs ago #20
Erika Kirk mr715 17 hrs ago #21
The worldwide celebrations will be the only sound Donkees 16 hrs ago #24
If anyone thought Kirk's was a shameful griftapalooza, y'all ain't seen nothing yet! RockRaven 15 hrs ago #26
Pick me! Pick me! Permanut 15 hrs ago #27
You think there will BE a eulogy? LearnedHand 15 hrs ago #28
Hitler AI hologram. yourout 15 hrs ago #29
I vote for Barack Obama PCIntern 14 hrs ago #30
Goering's ghost The Wizard 14 hrs ago #31
AI Projection? Like at the Charlie Kirk funeral? mr715 10 hrs ago #34
Florida Man Kaleva 14 hrs ago #32
Weird Al Yankovic Sneederbunk 12 hrs ago #33
Excellent choice 👍 MustLoveBeagles 9 hrs ago #35
His friend Putin or the pillow guy Renew Deal 9 hrs ago #36
Mike Johnson GoodRaisin 9 hrs ago #37

IzzaNuDay

(1,294 posts)
4. Three GOP presidents--recalling the late Jimmy Carter
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 10:00 AM
20 hrs ago

But for Cheeto: Probably Stephen Miller

hatrack

(64,863 posts)
6. Three options: Mike Lindell, Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 10:07 AM
20 hrs ago

Tough call to select only three - so many great speakers to pick from!!

SheltieLover

(80,410 posts)
9. In a perfect world, Jack Smith, Lawrence O'Donnell & Keith Olberman
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 10:13 AM
20 hrs ago

In reality, who knows...or cares?

flvegan

(66,267 posts)
17. It'll be Ivanka. She'll Erika Kirk her way through it, fake tears
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 11:54 AM
19 hrs ago

hiding the real joy that he's dead while relishing in the newfound attention. She'll work in a couple ads for her new shoe line or whatever the fuck she does, work that grift in while she can.

Frankly, a eulogy is for praise and honor, and Trump is one of very few people that will have lived a full life (of years) and has nor deserves either.

usonian

(25,226 posts)
20. Do you think there are formal plans? Should people write up a complete program?
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 12:43 PM
18 hrs ago

I've already got the post-funeral repast covered.



And with Miller Beer!!



And I've already seen/created plans for the TRUMP MEMORIAL LIBRARY.



I really can't think of anyone low enough to deliver a eulogy.

How about the people who have profited most from his evil?

Pichai, Musk, Cook, Bezos, Altman,

But when you come down to it, since he's a chatbot already, (1) Robotic Trump will deliver his own eulogy!!!

Can't think of anyone more evil!!
If it MUST be a human, his body double.




(1) https://www.techdirt.com/2025/04/29/the-hallucinating-chatgpt-presidency/

Judge for yourself.

Tue, Apr 29th 2025 09:34am - Mike Masnick

We generally understand how LLM hallucinations work. An AI model tries to generate what seems like a plausible response to whatever you ask it, drawing on its training data to construct something that sounds right. The actual truth of the response is, at best, a secondary consideration.

snip

But over the last few months, it has occurred to me that, for all the hype about generative AI systems “hallucinating,” we pay much less attention to the fact that the current President does the same thing, nearly every day. The more you look at the way Donald Trump spews utter nonsense answers to questions, the more you begin to recognize a clear pattern — he answers questions in a manner quite similar to early versions of ChatGPT. The facts don’t matter, the language choices are a mess, but they are all designed to present a plausible-sounding answer to the question, based on no actual knowledge, nor any concern for whether or not the underlying facts are accurate.

snip

This is not the response of someone working from actual knowledge or policy understanding. Instead, it’s precisely how an LLM operates: taking a prompt (the question about job losses) and generating text based on some core parameters (the “system prompt” that requires deflecting blame and asserting greatness).

The hallmarks of AI generation are all here:
• Confident assertions without factual backing
• Meandering diversions that maintain loose semantic connection to the topic
• Pattern-matching to previous responses (“ripped off,” “billions of dollars”)
• Optimization for what sounds good rather than what’s true

RockRaven

(19,340 posts)
26. If anyone thought Kirk's was a shameful griftapalooza, y'all ain't seen nothing yet!
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 03:38 PM
15 hrs ago

There won't be a dearth of options for eulogist, there will be competing simultaneously-broadcast events with every scammer and con in the world trying to make a buck off the mourning morons. Candy from a baby.

PCIntern

(28,357 posts)
30. I vote for Barack Obama
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 04:13 PM
14 hrs ago

that, I’d like to watch! He’d have a few things to say with that great sensayuma he has.

mr715

(3,543 posts)
34. AI Projection? Like at the Charlie Kirk funeral?
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 08:26 PM
10 hrs ago

"To eulogize the 45 and 47th President of the United States, Reichmarshall Hermann Goering"

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