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Orrex

(66,973 posts) Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:06 AM 4 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Collapsed in panic at suggestion that he might have to testify under oath?

Died and is right now walking around with no legs?

Heartbroken that he wasn't gifted any women on International Women's Day?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 4 hrs ago OP

No but skin cancer is a good start Coldwater 4 hrs ago #1

Nyet. Damn i! 58Sunliner 4 hrs ago #2

3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them LymphocyteLover 4 hrs ago #3

A major market correction is inevitable soon Ponietz 4 hrs ago #4

Today would be good. niyad 4 hrs ago #7

No but Reggie Jackson isn't either underpants 4 hrs ago #5

She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #10

That's seriously lazy. underpants 2 hrs ago #16

They all look the same to Habba Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 3 hrs ago #11

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles 12 min ago #25

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 4 hrs ago #6

I have a dream surfered 3 hrs ago #13

Yes!!! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #19

Cripes, soon!!! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #18

;-{)..... Goonch 3 hrs ago #8

"Died when the demented old fool thought he could take over the world... hlthe2b 3 hrs ago #9

Aw MustLoveBeagles 7 min ago #26

Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington? Harker 3 hrs ago #12

I wish MustLoveBeagles 5 min ago #27

Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis... surfered 3 hrs ago #14

Did you see JustAnotherGen 3 hrs ago #15

No but malaise 2 hrs ago #17

No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #20

Before he destroys the world! surfered 1 hr ago #21

Exactly what I was thinking! SheltieLover 1 hr ago #22

Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator Blue Owl 1 hr ago #23

That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day! Orrex 39 min ago #24

Coldwater

(1,243 posts)

1. No but skin cancer is a good start

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:25 AM

4 hrs ago

58Sunliner

(6,304 posts)

2. Nyet. Damn i!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:50 AM

4 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(9,737 posts)

3. 3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:54 AM

4 hrs ago

Makes me wonder if there really is a god...

Ponietz

(4,266 posts)

4. A major market correction is inevitable soon

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:55 AM

4 hrs ago

niyad

(131,734 posts)

7. Today would be good.

Reply to Ponietz (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:02 AM

4 hrs ago

underpants

(196,081 posts)

5. No but Reggie Jackson isn't either

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:00 AM

4 hrs ago

Alina Habba condemns Kamala Harris’s remarks at Reggie Jackson’s funeral. (It was Jesse Jackson).

Link to tweet

?s=46

twodogsbarking

(18,405 posts)

10. She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles.

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:39 AM

3 hrs ago

https://nypost.com/2019/12/30/cbs-news-apologizes-for-mixing-up-elijah-cummings-and-john-lewis-on-air/

underpants

(196,081 posts)

16. That's seriously lazy.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #10)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:10 AM

2 hrs ago

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(134,929 posts)

11. They all look the same to Habba

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:40 AM

3 hrs ago

MustLoveBeagles

(15,869 posts)

25. Wow 😳

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:54 AM

12 min ago

Cause they all look alike am I right?

niyad

(131,734 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:00 AM

4 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,018 posts)

13. I have a dream

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:58 AM

3 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

19. Yes!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:01 AM

2 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

18. Cripes, soon!!!

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:01 AM

2 hrs ago

Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Goonch

(4,759 posts)

8. ;-{).....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:16 AM

3 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(113,651 posts)

9. "Died when the demented old fool thought he could take over the world...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:37 AM

3 hrs ago

but found out the hard way that HE CAN'T TAKE MY PIZZA!"

MustLoveBeagles

(15,869 posts)

26. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:59 AM

7 min ago

If that were my dogs they would've snarfed that pizza 🍕 down instantly.

Harker

(17,709 posts)

12. Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:45 AM

3 hrs ago

MustLoveBeagles

(15,869 posts)

27. I wish

Reply to Harker (Reply #12)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:00 PM

5 min ago

surfered

(13,018 posts)

14. Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:00 AM

3 hrs ago

JustAnotherGen

(37,993 posts)

15. Did you see

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:02 AM

3 hrs ago

That sore that's getting bigger on his neck?

It's a glimmer of hope.

malaise

(295,283 posts)

17. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:51 AM

2 hrs ago

the ankles are cankles😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221086565

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

20. No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:03 AM

2 hrs ago

surfered

(13,018 posts)

21. Before he destroys the world!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #20)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:22 AM

1 hr ago

SheltieLover

(79,670 posts)

22. Exactly what I was thinking!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:35 AM

1 hr ago

Blue Owl

(58,888 posts)

23. Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:40 AM

1 hr ago

Pulled him in and ground him into raw hamburger

Orrex

(66,973 posts)

24. That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #23)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:26 AM

39 min ago

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