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Orrex

(66,954 posts)
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 07:02 AM 4 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Raptured up halfway but then dropped into the ocean somewhere?

Drowned in oil profits?

Collapsed in ecstatic fervor to have torpedo murdered a ship's crew on international waters?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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twodogsbarking

(18,369 posts)
4. For her 400th birthday vampire Melaaaaaniaaaah sucks every last drop of orange blood from the turd.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 07:31 AM
3 hrs ago

Then she disappears into the darkness. The end.

niyad

(131,627 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:05 AM
3 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,940 posts)
15. I have a dream and a prayer...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:25 AM
1 hr ago

Can I get an amen?
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

bluestarone

(22,000 posts)
18. AMEN! During these times i truly wish there was a God. I know for a fact that HE,(she) would 100%
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 10:16 AM
1 hr ago

DESTROY this bunch of NAZI bastards.

hlthe2b

(113,608 posts)
10. He has to know how many millions across the country & world are waiting for that announcement...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 08:39 AM
2 hrs ago

While some of us can vent with dark humor, or sarcasm, or screaming into the void, we all need a break at least occasionally.

Is there any wonder Ikea's stuffed orangutan has sold out many many many times over:

This little guy ("Punch" ) speaks to that stress.

and to all who give a damn--really give a damn about this country, democracy and its people.

surfered

(12,940 posts)
13. He collapsed in the Oval Office after lying his ass off
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:11 AM
2 hrs ago

RFK, Jr had his own special team of surgeons reattach it, with only one complication.

He soon succumbed to asphyxiation.
Let joy abound around the world.

surfered

(12,940 posts)
16. Thanks, but St Orrex wins the thread everyday with three wonderful possibilities
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 09:27 AM
1 hr ago

and keeping our hopes up!

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