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Orrex

(66,918 posts)
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 08:29 AM 23 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Assassinated by any one of ~8 billion people in wholly justifiable self-defense?

Kidnapped or killed by a foreign power after he himself had shown that such actions are acceptable?

Dropped dead after achieving his long-standing goal of murdering dozens of innocent schoolgirls?

Just. Fucking. Died. Already? For literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 23 hrs ago OP
Disemboweled by families of murdered schoolgirls? SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #1
The number of dead is up to 150 surfered 23 hrs ago #3
Ty. SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #4
Apologizing to Putin on his knees SocialDemocrat61 23 hrs ago #2
Terrified as he is by De Niro's commentary and call-outs... hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 22 hrs ago #6
I have a dream... surfered 22 hrs ago #8
8B share your dream SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #11
Soon... SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #10
Now would be good! niyad 22 hrs ago #12
Yes, it would! SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #13
Sadly, tragically no... surfered 22 hrs ago #7
No but malaise 22 hrs ago #9
To our shame surfered 21 hrs ago #14
He fell into a burning ring of fire he went down, down, down and the flames went higher twodogsbarking 21 hrs ago #15
His father also had dementia and was mean as hell but he lived to 93. ChicagoTeamster 21 hrs ago #16
Well, I'm happy to keep going until the beautiful day arrives Orrex 20 hrs ago #18
Maybe the ballroom is actually going to be the Trump Family crypt. Trump likes Edgar Allen Poe. Look out Melania. ChicagoTeamster 19 hrs ago #23
Mar o Lardo obliterated by terrorists RainCaster 21 hrs ago #17
It's coming soon. It will be sudden. Violent. Unexpected. QueerDuck 20 hrs ago #19
May it be a fate deserving of a predatory pedophile rapist murderer Blue Owl 20 hrs ago #20
I hope so. Harker 20 hrs ago #21
Back in Ireland, anamnua 20 hrs ago #22
trump is not well LetMyPeopleVote 13 hrs ago #24

SheltieLover

(79,383 posts)
1. Disemboweled by families of murdered schoolgirls?
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 08:33 AM
23 hrs ago

Torn limb from limb by stranded ME travelers?




SocialDemocrat61

(7,431 posts)
2. Apologizing to Putin on his knees
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 08:39 AM
23 hrs ago

Fell when he tried to get and was impaled on one of Melania’s stilettos.

hlthe2b

(113,509 posts)
5. Terrified as he is by De Niro's commentary and call-outs...
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 09:03 AM
22 hrs ago

Well, here's your RAGING BULL (arriving today on behalf of billions of people)... Run bloated man, run!
(or don't )

niyad

(131,409 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 09:05 AM
22 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(18,281 posts)
15. He fell into a burning ring of fire he went down, down, down and the flames went higher
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 10:10 AM
21 hrs ago

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

ChicagoTeamster

(749 posts)
23. Maybe the ballroom is actually going to be the Trump Family crypt. Trump likes Edgar Allen Poe. Look out Melania.
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 12:06 PM
19 hrs ago

QueerDuck

(1,427 posts)
19. It's coming soon. It will be sudden. Violent. Unexpected.
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:06 AM
20 hrs ago

Maybe Melania will push him down the stairs, or something. A real "House of Cards" moment similar to when Frank pushes Cathy down the stairs. Only she'll be calmly shouting "Help ghhelp! Doe-nall, he has fall."

Blue Owl

(58,832 posts)
20. May it be a fate deserving of a predatory pedophile rapist murderer
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:10 AM
20 hrs ago

And an eternal sentence of one too within the bowels of terrible brimstone and sulfur

anamnua

(1,507 posts)
22. Back in Ireland,
Sun Mar 1, 2026, 11:41 AM
20 hrs ago

some decades ago, we had a Trumpesque leader — one Charles J Haughey — about whom one commentator sagely opined:
‘If he were buried at a crossroads with a stake through his heart I’d still wear a clove of garlic just in case.’

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