If any humans had the balls to go there.

He's got my vote, along with running mate Vermin Supreme!

It means "public urinal"!

I truly believe that even if it is not designed as a pissoir, people will still be using it as such in the future, but the idea is great.

"enshrined" in a place no one can get to without an armed guard. You can bet on that. His Hollywood Boulevard "star" has been vandalized so many times that there was talk of removing it, but it's still there. They have installed CC cameras to attempt to stem the constant vandalism, to no avail.
Imagine what people would do if there was unfettered access to his tomb! It would be encased in bodily waste and garbage.

Yep.

All that needs to be part of the Democratic platform in 2028

Sees this and adopts Sparky’s platform.

Tom Tomorrow is great!