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Orrex

(66,860 posts)
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 09:58 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Blood pressure hits 50,000?

Followed medical advice as prepared by an AI?

Executed in Somalia after confirmation by the RNC?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?


On a happier note, I'd like to thank all of the generous DUers who gave me Valentine's hearts this season. Thank you for this kind and thoughtful gesture!

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #1
Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Yesterday #3
Always! SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #19
Soon... SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #18
We must be getting close. Rehearsals for his State Funeral have begun. surfered Yesterday #2
ROFL malaise 23 hrs ago #9
... SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #20
Not until after he whacks Massie with frog poison dalton99a Yesterday #4
Or has him fall out a window....defenestration. surfered Yesterday #6
Even Charlie Brown wants to know. generalbetrayus Yesterday #5
God just said..."Fuck him!" Then kicked him into the gutter... MiHale Yesterday #7
No but malaise 23 hrs ago #8
50,000 you say? underpants 23 hrs ago #10
During filming of the movie the camera crew kept saying we need a bigger boat. twodogsbarking 22 hrs ago #22
I had never heard that and I'm a big Jaws trivia fan. underpants 22 hrs ago #25
Didn't know that MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #29
Look on the net and you should find it. I saw it a few years ago. They even had a picture of the film crew boat. twodogsbarking 21 hrs ago #31
Jaws @ 50 was a great documentary underpants 19 hrs ago #36
After you have watched it once and then many times you realize how good the acting was. Even the small parts. twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #37
Even the townspeople underpants 19 hrs ago #38
I finally got to see Jaws on the big screen last year MustLoveBeagles 18 hrs ago #39
Yes! Hugin 20 hrs ago #35
Hope springs eternal CaptainTruth 23 hrs ago #11
Snorted adderall from RFK Jr.'s toilet seat. OGBuzz 23 hrs ago #12
Well played! surfered 23 hrs ago #15
You win the thread today malaise 21 hrs ago #28
... MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #30
RFK Jr replaces his critical medication with peptides and hydro injections? Initech 23 hrs ago #13
Please Lord take him in your loving hands Blue Owl 23 hrs ago #14
Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel surfered 23 hrs ago #16
May it be so!!! Right now would be good. niyad 21 hrs ago #26
Not sure.. is it time to play Where's Piggy? SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #17
Now I lay me down to sleep. I hope that karma gets the creep. If he should die before I wake. I only hope that the twodogsbarking 22 hrs ago #21
Mysteriously succumbs to secretions from a poison dart frog Wicked Blue 22 hrs ago #23
... Harker 22 hrs ago #24
Billions disappointed at the news today... But (happier), these guys make me "get" curling! hlthe2b 21 hrs ago #27
That's so cute 🥺 MustLoveBeagles 17 hrs ago #40
I feel the rage! True Dough 20 hrs ago #32
I'd know that face anywhere! Is he still around? And, yes, the rent (and everything else) is TOO DAMNED hlthe2b 20 hrs ago #33
Don't know. Sorry! True Dough 20 hrs ago #34
Happy Presidents Day LetMyPeopleVote 16 hrs ago #41

niyad

(130,859 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:01 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

On a positive note, you deserved the hearts for this daily moment of sanity.

MiHale

(12,818 posts)
7. God just said..."Fuck him!" Then kicked him into the gutter...
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 10:21 AM
Yesterday

Enough!…was heard distantly as God resumed his walk.

twodogsbarking

(18,102 posts)
22. During filming of the movie the camera crew kept saying we need a bigger boat.
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:28 AM
22 hrs ago

That is where the line originated. It was a joke. Robert Shaw was a great actor and person. His son carries on the legacy.

twodogsbarking

(18,102 posts)
31. Look on the net and you should find it. I saw it a few years ago. They even had a picture of the film crew boat.
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 01:13 PM
21 hrs ago

They were packed in and the water shoved them all over. Filming must have really been a challenge.

underpants

(195,709 posts)
36. Jaws @ 50 was a great documentary
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 02:23 PM
19 hrs ago

From the Bruce’s breaking down in salt water to sailing boats wrecking setup or active shoots to the studio finding out they were writing the next days script every night.

Dreyfus was on Letterman years ago telling about how everyone in Martha’s Vineyard had transistor radios set to the movie’s radio frequencies. Just walking down the street when not shooting he’d hear “The sharks are working but the boat is sinking” to just the opposite. Either the boat was sinking or the sharks weren’t working at any given time.

twodogsbarking

(18,102 posts)
37. After you have watched it once and then many times you realize how good the acting was. Even the small parts.
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 02:43 PM
19 hrs ago

Each character was so spot on.

underpants

(195,709 posts)
38. Even the townspeople
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 03:07 PM
19 hrs ago

A whaaaat?

My daughter still cracks up at that every time

Hooper: Can tou tell me if there’s a good hotel or restaurant on the island?
From the crowd of would be shark hunters: Yeah. Walk straight ahead.

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MustLoveBeagles

(15,370 posts)
39. I finally got to see Jaws on the big screen last year
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 03:57 PM
18 hrs ago

Before I'd only seen bits of it on TV and it was always the same bits! I'm so glad I saw it properly. An excellent movie. It was even in 3D.

Blue Owl

(58,675 posts)
14. Please Lord take him in your loving hands
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:02 AM
23 hrs ago

Then, with all your might, pile-drive his rotten, screaming entity head-first onto a molten-covered stalagmite in the flaming bowels of hell

SheltieLover

(78,744 posts)
17. Not sure.. is it time to play Where's Piggy?
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:09 AM
23 hrs ago

Perhaps time to rewatch Weekend at Bernie's?

Crushed into a spot of toxic orange goo in KS Tornado's daily Condensed News Cartoons post about ruskie ASSets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221024540 )

twodogsbarking

(18,102 posts)
21. Now I lay me down to sleep. I hope that karma gets the creep. If he should die before I wake. I only hope that the
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 11:24 AM
22 hrs ago

NEWS AIN'T FAKE.

hlthe2b

(113,329 posts)
27. Billions disappointed at the news today... But (happier), these guys make me "get" curling!
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 12:47 PM
21 hrs ago
If only...

hlthe2b

(113,329 posts)
33. I'd know that face anywhere! Is he still around? And, yes, the rent (and everything else) is TOO DAMNED
Mon Feb 16, 2026, 02:08 PM
20 hrs ago

HIGH!!!!

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